Fattest Coaches

[GTMensLax&SoccerD1Soon!]

Was reading a random article on ESPN.com about Mark Mangino and I swear he must be the fattest coach in the world. It got me thinking about the fattest coaches in football and here's my top 5. How could a a grossly overweight coach try to tell their own players to lose weight? Any other buffet biggons out there?

1. Mark Mangino
2. Charlie Weiss
3. Ralph Friedgen
4. Mike Holmgren
5. Philip Fulmer

 

[The Jacket]

Friedgen has got to be bigger than Weis.

 

[gth816f]

Weis isn't as big since he got the liposuction.

 

[The Jacket]

Weis isn't as big since he started getting paid in meals per win.

Fixed.

 

[refrigeratormover]

Was reading a random article on ESPN.com about Mark Mangino and I swear he must be the fattest coach in the world. It got me thinking about the fattest coaches in football and here's my top 5. How could a a grossly overweight coach try to tell their own players to lose weight? Any other buffet biggons out there?

1. Mark Mangino
2. Charlie Weiss
3. Ralph Friedgen
4. Mike Holmgren
5. Philip Fulmer

2,4 and 5 and not remotely in 1 and 3's league.

 

[JoltinJacket]

Mangino is just crazy fat. The guy has got to be pushing four bills.

 

[GTMensLax&SoccerD1Soon!]

Friedgen has got to be bigger than Weis.

Weiss is definitely bigger! Look at that FUPA! Remember, it's not all about the belly...

 

[floridajacket]

If anybody has the photoshop of Weis in the Matrix "I need weapons" scene, that would be great.

 

[The Jacket]

Weiss is definitely bigger! Look at that FUPA! Remember, it's not all about the belly...

Too close to call. Maybe they'll play in a bowl game and someone can put a pizza at midfield to settle this.

 

[beej67]

Fixed.

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[00Burdell]

Fixed.

:10:

 

[JWE37]

Weis is bigger, but Fridge is better in bed....I heard.

 

[JoltinJacket]

Weis is bigger, but Fridge is better in bed....I heard.

I pity the fool that knows this first-hand.

 

[GTMensLax&SoccerD1Soon!]

Plus there's gotta be an age factor too. Ralphie is 61 and Weiss is 52, Mangina is friggin 51!. Typically people get fatter as they age so in that case imagine chucky AND mangina in 9 or 10 years!

 

[The Jacket]

I pity the fool that knows this first-hand.

You'd need a Ouija board to get the first hand account.

 

[jacket1515]

Mangino is so fat he can't even wait until after the game for a snack:

Even EA sports noticed:

 

[jacket1515]

Too close to call. Maybe they'll play in a bowl game and someone can put a pizza at midfield to settle this.

Somebody already tried to settle it:

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday...eath-match-round-one-mangino-versus-friedgen/

The "outcome:"
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday...eath-match-round-one-jabba-the-hawk-in-three/

 

[MoverofFridge2]

THE REFRIGERATORMOVER!!! ( Oh wait he isnt a coach unless you include little league!:laugher::laugher:

 

[AllAmericanBuzz]

Romeo Crennel should be in the top 5.

 

[GTgrad86]

Weis is bigger, but Fridge is better in bed....I heard.

JWE37, I heard you know this info first hand, damn !!!! You go GIRL !!!!