Funniest EDSBS in months...

[beej67]

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/12/09/every-bowl-game-in-ten-words/

Every Bowl Game in Ten Words...

Emerald Bowl, Miami (Fla.) vs. California, San Francisco AT&T Park, Dec. 27, 8 p.m. ESPN
Canes in Castro: “Where’s gang bang?” Get address. Get CONFUSED.

Papajohns.com Bowl, NC State vs. Rutgers, Birmingham, Ala. Legion Field Dec. 29, 3 p.m. ESPN.
O’Brien has staring contest with tub of garlic butter, wins.

Sheraton Hawaii Bowl, Hawaii vs. Notre Dame, Honolulu, Aloha Stadium Dec. 24, 8 p.m. ESPN
Weis in volcano “accident”; delicious smell permeates island. Buyout: POOF!

Roady’s Humanitarian Bowl, Maryland vs. Nevada, Boise, Idaho Bronco Stadium, Dec. 30, 4:30 p.m. ESPN
Truck stop sponsor! Gift bag is ephedrine, one live hooker.

Konica Minolta Gator Bowl, Clemson vs. Nebraska, Jacksonville, Fla., Jacksonville Municipal Stadium, Jan. 1, 2009, 1 p.m. CBS
Nebraska giggles at grown man named Dabo, cramps. Wins anyway.

 

[GTKyle]

not funny.

 

[GTSaxophone]

Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, Ohio State vs. Texas, Glendale, Ariz. University of Phoenix Stadium Jan. 5, 2009, 8 p.m. FOX.
Will Muschamp holds up cuneiform defense, says “Read it!” Pryor cries.

Greatness.

 

[The Jacket]

:laugher: A scroll down to his endorsement of Patrick Nix was gold.

 

[gt7282c@prism]

I like this one:

Champs Sports Bowl, Wisconsin vs. Florida State, Orlando, Fla. Florida Citrus Bowl Dec. 27, 4:30 p.m. ESPN
Cheese-eating fatboys take crowbar in teeth from deranged old cracker.

I think we should refer to BB as the "deranged old cracker" from here on out!

 

[gthog61]

I like this one:


I think we should refer to BB as the "deranged old cracker" from here on out!

or "DOC" for short