Funny quotes from press conference

[GT_LUVER]

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/09/22/tuesdays-paul-johnson-pop-quiz/

Yes i know only about 5 or so are actual quotes but they are still funny none the less.

 

[ITJacket]

That is hilarious. I like EDSBS.

 

[Ish]

Okay, huddle up. I want you to listen to me. I hate every single one of you right now.


HILARIOUS

 

[ITJacket]

We’re sorry we disappointed Coach Johnson, and we’re sitting five miles away, cannot play football, and had nothing to do with the Miami debacle.

Funny stuff.

 

[unforgiven108]

Which part was funny?

I thought it was all true.

 

[Essobee]

Which part was funny?

I thought it was all true.

5. “For a bunch of engineers, we suck at counting to three.” *

Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are.

 

[gtcu17]

“It’s not legal for me to choke a player to death with his own intestines. I couldn’t do it, anyway, considering how gutless we are as a team.”



I LOVE OUR COACH

 

[Ish]

“It’s not legal for me to choke a player to death with his own intestines. I couldn’t do it, anyway, considering how gutless we are as a team.”



I LOVE OUR COACH

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....you know he didn't say that

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