wdestinger
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Three football fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a
dead,
naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops,
they each take off their football caps and place them on the dead woman out
of
respect and to cover her private parts until the cops arrive. The first
fan
places his Tennessee cap over her left breast, the second places his
Auburn cap
on her right breast and the third fan covers her privates with his Georgia
cap.
The cops finally arrive and take statements from the fans who covered
her up
and examine the body. One of the cops lifted the Tennessee cap, and
quickly
replaced it; then he lifted the Auburn cap, and also quickly replaced it.
However, when he lifted the Georgia cap, he stared and stared for a couple
of
minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook,
then
returned and lifted the Georgia cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the curious fans stopped him and
asked
why he spent so much time looking at the woman's privates. He replied,
"It's
the first time I've seen anything but an a$$hole under a Georgia cap."
dead,
naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops,
they each take off their football caps and place them on the dead woman out
of
respect and to cover her private parts until the cops arrive. The first
fan
places his Tennessee cap over her left breast, the second places his
Auburn cap
on her right breast and the third fan covers her privates with his Georgia
cap.
The cops finally arrive and take statements from the fans who covered
her up
and examine the body. One of the cops lifted the Tennessee cap, and
quickly
replaced it; then he lifted the Auburn cap, and also quickly replaced it.
However, when he lifted the Georgia cap, he stared and stared for a couple
of
minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook,
then
returned and lifted the Georgia cap once again and stared for a long time.
As he was walking away the second time, the curious fans stopped him and
asked
why he spent so much time looking at the woman's privates. He replied,
"It's
the first time I've seen anything but an a$$hole under a Georgia cap."
