Here's How It Will Go Down
It's a direct feed from my FutureVision console, which is a nifty device, if you get the chance to acquire one.
"Yellow Jackets won!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO! Go Jackets.... What's wrong with this Days Inn? Not enough Old Gold, I tell ya! Just yellow! Who wants yellow!
"Oh, wait. That's puke.... I've been by here before.
"Hey, open up! Is ArchiTECH in there?"
"Go away."
"Are you ArchiTECH?"
"No! I'm trying to get some sleep!"
"Well, puke on you, mister Trying-To-Get-Some-Sleep!"
"Go Jackets!"
"Hey, big boy. Celebrating?"
"I sure am! Go Jackets!!! Are you ArchiTECH?"
"Do you want me to be ArchiTECH? I could be ArchiTECH for 20 minutes. One hundred dollars."
"One hundred dollars?"
"Yes."
"Twenty minutes?"
"For you, sure."
"Let's see, that's... that's.... Hey! I didn't get all my change for my drink! One drink didn't cost that much. I think. One drink.
"Listen, lady. You're a nice lady. Could you be ArchiTECH for like, ONE minute? And can I get change back if you only have to be ArchiTECH for mebbe 30 seconds?"
{Muffled reply}
"I can do that! Do ya wanna watch, pretty lady? I'll only charge you... one hunnert dollars, and you can watch me... do that thing you said."
"Open up! ArchiTECH, open up!"
{Silence}
"Open up, or you're a Buzz-offer!"
{Silence}
"There sure are a lot of Buzz-offers in this hotel."
{Moves to the next door, and bangs on the door.}
"Is ArchiTECH in there?"
{Silence}
"This must be the Official Buzz-off Hotel!"
"What's this? Someone left their underwear outside their door? Sure is stinky. And stiff.... This has GOT to be ArchiTECH's room!
"Open up! ArchiTECH, I know you're in there!"
{Door cracks}
"Shhhhhh! Don't spoil it! I'm getting lucky!"
"Are you ArchiTECH?"
"Yes! Be quiet! Who are you?"
"I'm Techbert! GOOOOOO Jackets! WHOOOOOOOO!"
"Shhhhhhh! I'm about to score!"
"Is this your underwear?"
"No!"
"No?!? It looks your size. Are you sure this isn't your underwear?"
"No! Well, yes. Put that away!"
"Put it away? Buddy, I'll do anything once, huyah huyah, but I won't put your underwear 'away'!"
"Go away!"
"Sure. Let me in first. Who's in here with my ole buddy ArchiTECH?!?"
{Sheets rustling}
"Look, mac. This'll cost ya extra. The bee outfit was kinky enough."
"Are you two Yellow Jacket fans?"
{Giggles}
"Oh, yeah! We've been Yellow Jacket fans... forever!"
"You're not bad looking. What's your name?"
"George.... George P Burdell.... You can call me... 'P'!"
{Liquid streams across the room. Two girls run out screaming and complaining, clutching scanty clothes.}
"Now look what you've done!"
{Snoring}
