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Some Highlights...

"Black dude? No problem. Seriously man, no problem. Hell, if my sister slept with Knowshon Moreno, I’d take pictures and tell her not to use birth control. Her vagina would at least put up more resistance than Florida did last year. Black dudes are cool. You can even take ‘em to Panic concerts! They just groove right in. No problem there. Black chick? Um, can I be real honest with you? Their hair freaks me out, man, and I’m afraid they’ll laugh at my penis when I get naked. But Knowshon can bang my sister. Any day, man. Her hoo-hah is his endzone, and I’m signalling a score with both hands in the air, like “WOOO GO DAWGS! SIC ‘EM ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO!”"
 
I find the entire think terribly accurate especially the part about Gwinnett County - which is basically juco for the juco that which is Ugag.

I think the following additions are pertinent:

1)Hwy 78 or 316 should be added to the list since it allows everyone NE of Atlanta to get to Athens especially those Gwinnettians.

2)Inferiority Complex - placing entire worth of university and education on the outcome of the football season to compensate for their perceived incompetence.

3)Bourbon St - probably the crappiest bar on the planet but young and old love it on game weekends, especially the non-alum 45 year old 300 lb sweaty hairy man rocking jorts and mesh uga jersey with v neck undershirt drinking michelob ultras who skeeze on young girls while talking about Herschel and the glory days under Vince.

Please add further additions.
 
I laughed alot at that post, but I think it failed to mention the other segment of the UGA fanbase - the redneck assholes that inhabit the rest of the state.

Anyways, the best line is in the comments section:
Lottery induced grade inflation and the appearance of high standards.
 
UGA just got another one, bastards....

Rivals100 quarterback Aaron Murray had it down to Florida and Georgia, and the Elite 11 signal call made his decision Thursday morning. After thinking things over, taking numerous visits, and looking at all of his options, he decided he wanted to be a Georgia Bulldog.



Murray announced that he was a Georgia Bulldog Thursday morning.


Murray said, "I humbly and proudly accept my offer to the University of Georgia," minutes ago at his press conference when he let everyone know where he will be playing in the future.

Leading up to the big announcement, Murray played it cool, mingled in the crowd, and did not give anything away.

Once the press conference began, the Elite 11 QB sat as his coach spoke Robert Weiner to the crowd, but then it was his time.

Murray gave a speech, he thanked everyone, he spoke highly of his family, and then he talked about his future school.

"After exhausted research on each of the schools, the many visits, the countless conversations, and the never ending prayers, I have selected the school that from the first time I went there to attend a camp, I knew the school (Georgia) was for me."

"I went back for another visit with my family, then another visit for the spring game."

The 6-foot-1, 200-pound National recruit that threw for over 4,000 yards and 50 touchdowns in 2007 knew Athens was where he wanted to be.

"It is a school that every time I left, I just wanted to go back," he said. "I love the coaches, the intensity, and the competitive practices. The academics are top notch and it is a great college town."

Being the humble young man that he is, Murray thanked each college for their time.

"I want to thank each coach from each of the colleges that recruited me. I am humbled and honored, honored to know that you thought enough of me to offer me a scholarship to join your team."

"I have learned so much in this process, and I have a great deal of respect for every coach I have gotten to know."

Minutes after Murray concluded, he got on the phone with Georgia Head Coach Mark Richt to give him the good news.

All parties were equally excited as you can imagine.

Offers came in from all over the country, and he became one of the most sought after players in America. It came down to Florida, Georgia, and UCLA before he chose the Dawgs on Thursday.

He is currently meeting with the media at the press conference, so we will have more on this breaking news as soon as possible.

Look for photos from the press conference and an exclusive audio interview with UGASports when he breaks down his decision.

Murray is Georgia's ninth commitment for the class of 2009, and here are the other eight prospects on UGA's commitment list.

1. WaShaun Ealey - RB - 5-11, 195, 4.45 - Twin City, Ga.
2. Dexter Moody - LB - 6-2, 205, 4.5 - Twin City, Ga.
3. Chase Vasser - LB - 6-3, 210, 4.52 - Gainesville, Ga.
4. Chris Burnette - OL - 6-4, 285 - Lagrange, Ga.
5. Zach Mettenberger - QB - 6-5, 217 - Watkinsville, Ga.
6. Shawn Williams - DB - 6-1, 195 - Blakely, Ga.
7. Abry Jones - 6-3, 255 - Warner Robins, Ga.
8. Dallas Lee - OL - 6-4, 290 - Buford, Ga.
 
Its amazing how the educational and athletic sides match each other so closely...tons of hype, allegedly amazing prospects, and ultimately a lackluster-overblown result.
 
That was nothing short of incredible. And sadly accurate, to tell the truth. There's not much in there a U[sic]GA fan could dispute.
 
I quit going to Athens when you couldn't take beers outside the bars and when they started cracking on public urinating on the buildings. God I missed that part.
 
He whiffed on the Masters and Augusta National, which despite the current chairman was started by a lifelong Tech man.
 
I'm worried about when he gets around to doing a Tech one.
 
Read some of the comments after the article. This one struck me as funny:


"To this date, Georgia fans are the only people who have ever tried to taunt me by saying “Whassamatter Gators? You shoulda won by more! How come you couldn’t beat us by more?”
Comment by Dave — April 24, 2008 @ 12:40 pm "
 
I'm looking forward to the Tech one.

We should start a thread of best "insults" heard from a UGA fan. My personal favorite:

Inebriated moron: (yelling)Hey Nerd, what's the square root a million?
Me: A thousand.
Inebriated moron: (long, contemplative pause) Nerd!
 
My best one was during a stretch the doggies would spout, "If you ain't a bulldog, you ain't s--t!" which I responded to the neck telling him I did take english and I do remember what a double negative was. A somewhat lenthy pause and he told me to F off as I chuckled a bit more at him.
 
Lennysnow said:
My best one was during a stretch the doggies would spout, "If you ain't a bulldog, you ain't s--t!" which I responded to the neck telling him I did take english and I do remember what a double negative was. A somewhat lenthy pause and he told me to F off as I chuckled a bit more at him.
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It's funny how commonly people get that one wrong. It's a result of lazy speech (and thought) that ends up omitting key words. Properly it would be, "If you ain't a jacket, you ain't worth s--t!" :laugher:
 
Lennysnow said:
My best one was during a stretch the doggies would spout, "If you ain't a bulldog, you ain't s--t!" which I responded to the neck telling him I did take english and I do remember what a double negative was. A somewhat lenthy pause and he told me to F off as I chuckled a bit more at him.
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Your response sucked IMO.
 
GTKyle said:
Your response sucked IMO.
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If you're going to say it sucked, then you should prepare something better. Personally, I would have told him to go **** himself with a fire hydrant and go back to looking at pictures of his sister's rotten crotch to get off, but that's me.
 
GTKyle said:
Your response sucked IMO.
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His response is brilliant. It points out the tremendous, yet subtle irony of this idiotic statement equating UGA with S__T. It takes a little thought to appreciate it.


J59,
big fan of irony
 
Allen Koholic said:
If you're going to say it sucked, then you should prepare something better. Personally, I would have told him to go **** himself with a fire hydrant and go back to looking at pictures of his sister's rotten crotch to get off, but that's me.
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Kyle doesnt have anything to say, he just makes one-line comments about what others say.

i think he is destined to be the moderator of the DawgVent...
 
Jacket59 said:
His response is brilliant. It points out the tremendous, yet subtle irony of this idiotic statement equating UGA with S__T. It takes a little thought to appreciate it.


J59,
big fan of irony
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Not really. When someone says "you ain't ****" it means you aren't even equal to the lowest common denominator: fecal matter. Despite hating UGA fans, I believe his statement makes sense.

What really annoys me is "I could care less..."
 
BuzzCzar said:
Kyle doesnt have anything to say, he just makes one-line comments about what others say.

i think he is destined to be the moderator of the DawgVent...
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