Guide to Georgia vs. Tech from AUC

[Thunder]

Guide to Georgia vs. Tech

A few of them made me crack a smile:

The Georgia fan's credo: Finish the drill! The Tech fan's credo: Finish the dadgum road construction outside our stadium!

Georgia fans spend hours breaking down Bowl Championship Series permutations.

Were they so inclined, Tech fans could do the same calculations in 30 seconds.

The Georgia fan's vehicle for venting: Terrence Edwards' answering machine. The Tech fan's vehicle for venting: Dave Braine's e-mail address.

The Georgia fan's vehicle for atonement: Commissioning a complimentary billboard. The Tech fan's vehicle for atonement: A follow-up e-mail telling Braine how distinguished he looked with that beard.

Words never heard from a Georgia fan: "He's only winning with Donnan's players." Words never heard from a Tech fan: "Sure wish we had Bill Lewis back."

Three words guaranteed to produce a belly laugh from a Georgia fan: "Historic Grant Field." Three words guaranteed to produce a belly laugh from a Tech fan: "Georgia core curriculum."

 

[JacksonJacket]

I am really impressed with Bradley's ability to type an entire column with his head up CMR's a$$. I swear if CMR makes a swift turn on the field Saturday, it's going to break Bradley's neck.

Laughed at a couple of them too,
JJ