How to piss off the dawgs 101....

MoverofFridge2

MoverofFridge2

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I was reading another post and something entered my mind. (no jokes needed either Mover)

The year we got our ass handed to us in UGAy by that horrible score I will not mention I had a great idea as we were leaving Movers house.

We pulled into Athens to park by Holiday Inn I think and I had me a little surprise for the dawgies. Mover and I and our wives popped out of the Suburban awaiting the onslaught of the obnoxious behavior of "those" fans.

Well as you can imagine it started very very quickly. Now let me state my first and only love is for GT, but I could not pass this up.) A year earlier my wife who is a HUGE Gator fan gave me a t shirt to wear to a UF game. Well WEll prior to leaving I slipped that shirt on with a BIG GATOR on the front of it under the proud white and gold I was wearing.

As soon as "they" started yelping I gently slid off the GT sweatshirt to reveal the Gator t-shirt. Lawd Lawd, you would have thought the world came to an end. They were all looking and gawking making the statement they could NOT believe someone would wear a Gator shirt to their beloved city. Now I must add, they all shut the hell up after looking at that t-shirt.

As some of you may know JD has a ticket to a big UGAy-GT party prior to kickoff in Athens. Well as you would expect, the mouthing started again, so what did I DO, yep, pulled off the GT sweatshirt and exposed the Gator tshirt. Damn if people didn't start scrambling.

Someone said we will get you next year. I had wife remind me of current ass whoopin streak and I politely replied, "Well 12 out of 13 ain't to bad for the Boys From Old Florida."


My hope isthat I do not have to do that anytime in the next few years, but I will say as long as UF keeps whoopin "them" I always got that shirt on stand by.
 
RM2,
I like that kind of thinking. Hopefully next year you can reverse those shirts for the UGly-FL game and then flash them the GT shirt. hehehehe
 
You're kidding, right?

We can't beat them on the field, so we wear gator stuff to their games? They actually have beaten the gators since we beat them.
 
You know what would really piss off the mutts? Beating them. At least I think it would. I'm having a hard time remembering since it has been so long.
 
I had a slightly different variation in mind.

There's a storm sewer culvert that runs underneath Sanford Stadium, right under the north side bench, that carries half a square mile of drainage under the stadium. It's large, like a 5'x8' concrete box culvert if I remember correctly. If you look at aerial photography (Google Earth) you can see a west-to-east band of trees above the parking lot to the west of the stadium - that's the creek that goes under Sanford Drive, then under the stadium in the culvert.

With a blowtorch and some ninja clothes someone so inclined could fairly easily gain access to that culvert. Probably easier to do from the downstream side, in the riverine buffer area to the east of the stadium. Once in the culvert, that hypothetical person could pull a survey tape with them, interpolate approximately when they'll be under the home bench, and plant several bundles of dynamite in the roof of the culvert.

33d56'59.80" N, 83d22'23.44"W should be about right.


beej67,
skipping the "101" curriculum and going to the more advanced material
 
beebop said:
You're kidding, right?

We can't beat them on the field, so we wear gator stuff to their games? They actually have beaten the gators since we beat them.
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Gotta agree with beebop on this one. We should be getting the job done ourselves.
 
Change out the fertilizer for weed and brush killer, (it happens on golf courses sometimes) they spray the turf and the "weed" hedges. Next game played on dirt and between the fences.

I did a Christmas card of the photo when Dewberry was QB with the trophy hedge in hand, that really pissed off a few of the Lickers.
 
beebop said:
You're kidding, right?

We can't beat them on the field, so we wear gator stuff to their games? They actually have beaten the gators since we beat them.
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Geez, what a reply!

Ohhh I should have read.....your first post. Give me a break. If you can't handle a little humor, then you have a problem pal.

Tell ya what, if you do not find my posts humorous, which was my intention, then read over or ignore them.
 
refrigeratormover said:
What happened to everyone's sense of humor.
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Remember this Big Guy,
One must have "Sense" to have a "Sense Of Humor".
that there splanes it all........

For my 2 cents worth:

I still would like to see some bright young engineer take a brand new mail order package of honey bees, sprinkle something STRONG smelling (cayene pepper or ammonia) on them and then throw the whole package down on that licker's cage.
hehehehehehehehe.........Don'tcha just love a good dog ::::))))
 
The best way I've found to piss off a Dawg is to tell them that KnoxJacket is actually a UGA fan who is working hard to find the next Bill Lewis for Georgia Tech.;)
 
GT1992 said:
The best way I've found to piss off a Dawg is to tell them that KnoxJacket is actually a UGA fan who is working hard to find the next Bill Lewis for Georgia Tech.;)
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That probably would make them mad. He was bad enough to force a change that led to a coach who beat them three times in a row and had us in the top 25 all three of those years.

Georgia fans are big Gailey fans.
 
knoxjacket said:
That probably would make them mad. He was bad enough to force a change that led to a coach who beat them three times in a row and had us in the top 25 all three of those years.

Georgia fans are big Gailey fans.
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who also put us on probation!
 
I have to agree with knox on this one, beating them would piss them off the most.

It makes me feel good to see UF beat them year after year (since I am also partial to UF), but it is beginning to get old, I want to see the Ramblin' Wreck do it! Actually the ideal situation is for both to do it! I'm holding out hope this year, however, it seems like I've been holding out hope for 6 years!
Well this very well may be the year; everything is in place:

1. It is in Atlanta
2. None of our current players have beaten those douchebags
3. It is to save a long-time record: the 7 in a row we hold against them from the '50s

Call it wishful thinking if you wish, but I think these 3 factors combined will just be enough to lead us to glory over Satan reincarnated.
 
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