LLTW
Flats Noob
- Joined
- Nov 5, 2005
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It’s time to change the anger and frustration into hate and redirect towards where it truly deserves to belong before all else: The University of Georgia. It’s not because of the fact that the mere placing of the word “university” in their title is an affront to higher education in all forms, particularly preschools across the nation. It’s not because they will accept student athletes that think the SAT is what they did on the toilet seat. It’s not even because they whine like little girls about us winning a few games during World War II because all of their students were supposedly off fighting, instead of making moonshine in a shack in the back of woods while frolicking with farm animals like they usually do.
No, we hate them because it is what God intended. Yes, your hating of the Cesspool is in fact mandated by Nature, when all things were created on this earth. We represent the graciousness and nobility of the South, while they bring nothing but shame to our land. They represent all the stereotypes Yankees have of us… stupid, drunken, redneck, single-toothed, inbred… you name it, they embody it.
Sure, Georgia Tech is not perfect either. We may have been known to throw the occasional water bottle or fish-head onto the field. But ask yourself this question: have you ever seen a Georgia Tech staring quarterback spoon his backup at a NASCAR race? Of course, let us not even delve into the issue of Cesspool fans urinating on visitors to their toilet bowl of a stadium. That would be too easy… it would be like picking on the fat, special-ed kid during gym class. However, it is here that we come upon a moral dilemma, an ethical crossroads, if you will.
The Georgia Institute of Technology is better than the University of Georgia in all ways. Ok, we may have lost six in a row to the Rednecks, but hey, who has more national championships? After whose coaches are the trophies for the best player (Heisman) and coach (Bobby Dodd) of today honored? That’s right, so enjoy you little winning streak, Nut-lickers, while we admire our bigger trophies and deeper tradition and history.
We must get back to the moral issue, however. Aren’t we taught in our youths that we should pity those who are below us? Because we are better than them, should we not try to show compassion towards the Cesspool, those sorry whelps? Would is not be what God would want us to do? The answer to that is a resounding NO. Why, you ask? Because, as evidenced by the above, God is a Georgia Tech fan.
It is time to unite, and there is only on thing left to say, and one thing that says it all:
TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!
No, we hate them because it is what God intended. Yes, your hating of the Cesspool is in fact mandated by Nature, when all things were created on this earth. We represent the graciousness and nobility of the South, while they bring nothing but shame to our land. They represent all the stereotypes Yankees have of us… stupid, drunken, redneck, single-toothed, inbred… you name it, they embody it.
Sure, Georgia Tech is not perfect either. We may have been known to throw the occasional water bottle or fish-head onto the field. But ask yourself this question: have you ever seen a Georgia Tech staring quarterback spoon his backup at a NASCAR race? Of course, let us not even delve into the issue of Cesspool fans urinating on visitors to their toilet bowl of a stadium. That would be too easy… it would be like picking on the fat, special-ed kid during gym class. However, it is here that we come upon a moral dilemma, an ethical crossroads, if you will.
The Georgia Institute of Technology is better than the University of Georgia in all ways. Ok, we may have lost six in a row to the Rednecks, but hey, who has more national championships? After whose coaches are the trophies for the best player (Heisman) and coach (Bobby Dodd) of today honored? That’s right, so enjoy you little winning streak, Nut-lickers, while we admire our bigger trophies and deeper tradition and history.
We must get back to the moral issue, however. Aren’t we taught in our youths that we should pity those who are below us? Because we are better than them, should we not try to show compassion towards the Cesspool, those sorry whelps? Would is not be what God would want us to do? The answer to that is a resounding NO. Why, you ask? Because, as evidenced by the above, God is a Georgia Tech fan.
It is time to unite, and there is only on thing left to say, and one thing that says it all:
TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!
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