LLTW
Flats Noob
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- Nov 5, 2005
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Ahhh... the scent of fall is in the air: Turkey, pumpkin pie, sweet potato souffle, and that mutt UGA wallowing in his own filth... they all signal the coming of the fight against the University(Bwhahahahahaha!) of Georgia. Ah, those redneck idiots from the trailer trash school in Athens... inbreeding and reverse Evolution at its finest.
Only that school could produce a quarterback that gets caught on camera spooning another guy at a NASCAR race. Of course, when your quarterback looks like a byproduct of a mule having humped a retarded gerbil that went on to drink too many wine coolers during pregnancy, it's quite understandable. But boy can he throw a football! I hear he can also touch his nose and rub his belly at the same time, too! That oughtta be worth a PhD at UGA by itself. No wonder there is talk of him leaving school early... he's grown too advanced for their curriculum.
Speaking of leaving school early, we can expect Herschelon Moreno to declare he's leaving UGA to fight al-Qaeda. That's right, he's gonna find Osama and hurdle over him to show how badass he is. In a fit of absolute amazement at this athletic achievment, Osama's head is going to explode, thus ending the War on Terror. After this, Godon Moreno is going to put on a cape and mask and fight crime on the streets of Athens. That's right... the next time someone jaywalks in Athens, Moreno will be there to leap over that person and bring them to justice. I will sleep better at night knowing that Godon will be there to jump over all evil-doers.
But I digress... why do we hate the "University" of Georgia. Let's count the ways. For one, all of their fans keep sleeping with their sisters, thus robbing the human gene pool the chance to grow.,. those bastards. Because of their huge student enrollment, there aren't enough coloring books in supply in the state, thus leaving little Timmy in kindergarten without anything to color. How dare they rob little Timmy! They bark like retards whenever someone kicks a ball, but they cheer whenever UGA licks his own balls. Go figure. They refuse to use advanced 21st century technology such as the shower or the toothbrush, thus reducing our proud Southern heritage in the eyes of the rest of the world. Nobody messes with Robert E. Lee and gets away with it. They disgrace all of mankind by basically giving a mutt a state funeral. I'm surprised Michael Adams didn't ask George Bush to have the flag in front of the White House lowered to half mast. And then they have these stupid blackouts that end in stupid blackeyes for the whole team. Oh wait, that's a good thing... nevermind.
But really, at the core of it, why do we hate the University(pfffft) of Georgia? The answer can be found in the fact that, at the order of their Saint Richt, they pranced around in the endzone after a mere touchdown while getting toasted by ESPN as being innovative and edgy. Whatever. Quite frankly, we're better than them... we know it, and they know it. We stand for everything they do not: class, integrity, and sportsmanship. Sure, they can win every football game we ever play against them, but we'll still be better than them. Why? Because they are the University of Georgia, and we are Georgia Tech.
I hate UGA with all my heart. I hate their stupidity, drunkery, and downright redneckery. There's only one thing left to say, and one thing that says it all:
TO HELL WITH GEORGIA
Only that school could produce a quarterback that gets caught on camera spooning another guy at a NASCAR race. Of course, when your quarterback looks like a byproduct of a mule having humped a retarded gerbil that went on to drink too many wine coolers during pregnancy, it's quite understandable. But boy can he throw a football! I hear he can also touch his nose and rub his belly at the same time, too! That oughtta be worth a PhD at UGA by itself. No wonder there is talk of him leaving school early... he's grown too advanced for their curriculum.
Speaking of leaving school early, we can expect Herschelon Moreno to declare he's leaving UGA to fight al-Qaeda. That's right, he's gonna find Osama and hurdle over him to show how badass he is. In a fit of absolute amazement at this athletic achievment, Osama's head is going to explode, thus ending the War on Terror. After this, Godon Moreno is going to put on a cape and mask and fight crime on the streets of Athens. That's right... the next time someone jaywalks in Athens, Moreno will be there to leap over that person and bring them to justice. I will sleep better at night knowing that Godon will be there to jump over all evil-doers.
But I digress... why do we hate the "University" of Georgia. Let's count the ways. For one, all of their fans keep sleeping with their sisters, thus robbing the human gene pool the chance to grow.,. those bastards. Because of their huge student enrollment, there aren't enough coloring books in supply in the state, thus leaving little Timmy in kindergarten without anything to color. How dare they rob little Timmy! They bark like retards whenever someone kicks a ball, but they cheer whenever UGA licks his own balls. Go figure. They refuse to use advanced 21st century technology such as the shower or the toothbrush, thus reducing our proud Southern heritage in the eyes of the rest of the world. Nobody messes with Robert E. Lee and gets away with it. They disgrace all of mankind by basically giving a mutt a state funeral. I'm surprised Michael Adams didn't ask George Bush to have the flag in front of the White House lowered to half mast. And then they have these stupid blackouts that end in stupid blackeyes for the whole team. Oh wait, that's a good thing... nevermind.
But really, at the core of it, why do we hate the University(pfffft) of Georgia? The answer can be found in the fact that, at the order of their Saint Richt, they pranced around in the endzone after a mere touchdown while getting toasted by ESPN as being innovative and edgy. Whatever. Quite frankly, we're better than them... we know it, and they know it. We stand for everything they do not: class, integrity, and sportsmanship. Sure, they can win every football game we ever play against them, but we'll still be better than them. Why? Because they are the University of Georgia, and we are Georgia Tech.
I hate UGA with all my heart. I hate their stupidity, drunkery, and downright redneckery. There's only one thing left to say, and one thing that says it all:
TO HELL WITH GEORGIA
