I just returned from......

MoverofFridge2

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the veterinarians office with my poor ole basset hound emma. When I called at 6:45 for an EMERGENCY appointment my vet was hesitant but agreed to meet me anyways.

Whe I walked in with Emma his eyes bout jumped out of his head. He asked, "what in the world is that protruding from Emma's behind?"

I proudly exclaimed it was my left shoe and that I needed it back.

The vet asked, "How in the world did it get there? Did she fall on your foot or something?"

I once again proudly exclaimed HELL NO!!!!!!!!! I kicked the **** outta her for being a damn dawg!!
This is ugaY week doc and I know that does not mean much to you, but as a PROUD GT fan it means A LOT to me.

After paying a quite hefty bill, and as we were walking out of the building he told me to make sure I nursed her back to health.

I politely told him I would and I also asked him what time he would be in EVERY day this week. He wanted to know why I needed to know and I PROUDLY replied because my other shoe is going in her ass each and every day until game day!!!!!!!!!!

HELL YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!

Screw UGAY and everything about 'em. I hate the sonsabithces. ALways have and always will!!!!!

Mover you can nurse Missy all you want, but as for me I plan on kicking the **** outta Emma every day between now and Saturday my brotha!!!

GO JACKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRILL THE DAWGIES!!!!
 
Please leave the poor animal alone!! The noble DOG did not choose to be the mascot of these rednecks.

Instead, why don't you take your frustations out on the mullet heads down in Fla. I know most of them are gator fans, but only because they don't live up here.
 
EMMA,

I just want to know who in the hades would name their poor dog EMMA. Is it a boy or a girl?

:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 
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