HAha, well I did this instead:
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Subject: A Non-Angry Email
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Well, perhaps a bit angry, but likely not at the same stuff I'm sure your inbox has been flooded with this morning. Yes I'm frustrated with the direction of the program etc etc but I'm sure you've got an earfull of that already, so I won't burden you with any more of it. I would like to draw your attention to this, though:
http://www.shopterps.com/main_detai...s Victory Tee&rs=terps_10-6&rc=storefront10-6
I don't mind "victory shirts," but Maryland clearly crossed the line with that one. I'd just like to say I find stuff like that classless and disgusting, and would prefer to see Tech not doing anything of the sort in the future.
Except for UGA, of course, who is already so extremely classless and disgusting that we get a free pass on any sort of 'rub it in' paraphernalia, should we (by the grace of god sometime this century) get the chance to do so.
You might consider speaking with the Maryland AD about things like 'class.' If that conversation doesn't go well, perhaps you can buy a few of those to save for next year, to burn in effigy at midfield before the Maryland game, or perhaps print a slanderous slogan on some foam seat cushions about Freidgen's weight problems and hand out ten thousand of them before the game. They have great range, and most of us stand anyway. We'll find a use for them.
I do not envy the position you're in with regards to our football program. My only advice is that *if* you decide a change in staff is necessary, you do the best you can to keep most of the staff, particularly defensive and recruiting staff, in place. Our team has great chemistry and continuity, and a great sense of family, which could easily be ruined with a complete turnover in staff. I also think that *if* you decide a change is necessary, Jon has earned a very legitimate shot, and his work towards making Tech a winning program to-date should definitely be factored into your decision. Note the *if*s. The decision to make staffing changes is thankfully not in the hands of fans, or we would all be doomed.
Thank you for your time.