I would rather ________ than lose to Ugag

[boozinbuzz]

Know Rosie in an intimate way:

 

[kevinw33]

be this guy...

 

[BeeStorm]

eat my own stools laced with razor blades.

 

[GTDad]

- Shave my head with a dull cheese grater while chewing on a big piece of aluminum foil

- Squeeze out Moreno's sweaty practice jersey into a tall glass and drink it all in one pull - no ice.

- Be buried up to my neck on an elementary school athletic field and have my head painted like a soccer ball

- in short, just about anything

 

[JWE37]

have Bill Lewis as head coach

WOW...did I really just say that?

 

[JoltinJacket]

have Bill Lewis as head coach

WOW...did I really just say that?

God almighty. You sir, are one sick individual.

 

[Buzzfalcon]

Weird Al chronicles many plausible alternatives.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r41U_T7pQjQ

 

[The Jacket]

Die. In a fire.

 

[Yellow Fever]

I'd rather lose me genetalia in an unfortunate smelting accident

 

[JWE37]

God almighty. You sir, are one sick individual.

you're right...i went a little overboard with that one

 

[PerfectOption]

Be an NFL head coach and lose to the Detroit Lions than to lose to Ugag.

*I really hope Calvin goes to another team*

 

[wesleyd21]

.....garggle Oprah Winfrey's diarhea every day for a year....

 

[Essobee]

Ram a quart of butter up a wildcat's butt with a red hot poker.

 

[Buzzfalcon]

.....garggle Oprah Winfrey's diarhea every day for a year....

...just...damn...

oh,...ok...pass the bowl...

 

[boozinbuzz]

be the fluff man on a gay porn set.

 

[JoltinJacket]

be the fluff man on a gay porn set.

I think you'd have to fight off ArchiTECH to take that job.

 

[recktification]

touch Ann Coulter's freakish Adam's Apple than lose to UGAG.

 

[BEEFENSE]

Tap dance naked in a den of rattlesnakes-blindfolded while gargeling aresnic---I swore I'd never go back to A-hole again after the 2006 game. I truly hate those inbreds!!

 

[The V]

Live in Athens between Vince and Marck Richt.

 

[gthog61]

cuddle with Barney Frank and/or let him run my bank

or

take tax advice from Charles Rangel