I would rather ________ than lose to UNC

[daBuzz]

Slide butt naked down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol.

 

[GiveEmHellJackets]

I never thought in my life that I would even have to consider it, but I have to admit that I might rather lose than be marooned on a desolate island with Kyle and Damarius. :(

I whole-heartedly forgive you. In fact, I believe Paul Johnson, Dan Radakovich and the Ghost of Bobby Dodd would consider giving up one game to avoid maroonage with Kyle and Damarius....

 

[romegajacket]

Sleep with my own wife.