If I were Jon Tenuta....

MoverofFridge2

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here is what I would do on the first flippin play of the game Saturday evening.

First off, I defer the to the second half so we can be on DEFENSE first.

After we knock their arses of on the kickoff and bury them inside the 15, I put my most important defensive scheme into play on the first play of the game.

About 2 seconds before ND snaps the football I would have ALL 4 defensive linemen jump offsides and knock the ever living sh*t out of ND's linemen. I mean set them on their ASSES!!!! Then stand over them and say, "we gonna be here all nite boys!"

It would cost us 15 yards, but I wouldn't give 2 rats asses. We would have their attention right off the bat.


GO JACKETS!!! BUST THEIR ASSES!!!!!!
 
MoverofFridge2 said:
here is what I would do on the first flippin play of the game Saturday evening.

First off, I defer the to the second half so we can be on DEFENSE first.

After we knock their arses of on the kickoff and bury them inside the 15, I put my most important defensive scheme into play on the first play of the game.

About 2 seconds before ND snaps the football I would have ALL 4 defensive linemen jump offsides and knock the ever living sh*t out of ND's linemen. I mean set them on their ASSES!!!! Then stand over them and say, "we gonna be here all nite boys!"

It would cost us 15 yards, but I wouldn't give 2 rats asses. We would have their attention right off the bat.


GO JACKETS!!! BUST THEIR ASSES!!!!!!

Very funny moveroffridge, that's one hell of a way to make a statement. :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
BTW, I wouldn't give two rat craps either if we were marked off for 15 yards!

Wreck the Irish!
GT 31 ND 21
 
Question for RM2,

Are you sure you weren't a coach of mine somewhere back down the line?

Man, you are COOK'N !!! LOL :))
 
MoverofFridge2 said:
here is what I would do on the first flippin play of the game Saturday evening.

First off, I defer the to the second half so we can be on DEFENSE first.

After we knock their arses of on the kickoff and bury them inside the 15, I put my most important defensive scheme into play on the first play of the game.

About 2 seconds before ND snaps the football I would have ALL 4 defensive linemen jump offsides and knock the ever living sh*t out of ND's linemen. I mean set them on their ASSES!!!! Then stand over them and say, "we gonna be here all nite boys!"

It would cost us 15 yards, but I wouldn't give 2 rats asses. We would have their attention right off the bat.


GO JACKETS!!! BUST THEIR ASSES!!!!!!

Man! I like the way you think!!!:bowdown:
GO JACKETS!
 
Hey MoF2, great post!

By the way, I need to meet a certain unfair sporting competition booking agent 45 minutes before the game. I was wondering if you could accompany me at this meeting near the Varsity. By the way, he will be the fat slobbering fellow with the ND hat.

Hope to see you there! :laugher:
 
So what you are saying is you recommend giving up 15 yards of crucial field position to an explosive offense on the first play of the game?

Yeah...
 
BarrelORum said:
So what you are saying is you recommend giving up 15 yards of crucial field position to an explosive offense on the first play of the game?

Yeah...

And, on top of that, we would give the officials, who will be biased for ND anyway, an excuse to hammer us all night long.
 
jacketup, another reason why this is a meathead idea. No offense intended Mover, but this is your adrenaline talking not logic.
 
I wonder if and win people on here can take a joke. Seems like everyone including me is wound a little tight and we still have 4 days to go.
 
pocket_watch said:
Hey MoF2, great post!

By the way, I need to meet a certain unfair sporting competition booking agent 45 minutes before the game. I was wondering if you could accompany me at this meeting near the Varsity. By the way, he will be the fat slobbering fellow with the ND hat.

Hope to see you there! :laugher:

Pocket, you have plenty of bail money if I meet ya there? LOL:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 
BarrelORum said:
So what you are saying is you recommend giving up 15 yards of crucial field position to an explosive offense on the first play of the game?

Yeah...

Dadgum BOR, yeah I would give up the 15 yards!!!! To Hell with the Irish offense, we are gonna kick 'em in the damn teeth anyways, the yankee SOB'S
 
BarrelORum said:
jacketup, another reason why this is a meathead idea. No offense intended Mover, but this is your adrenaline talking not logic.

BOR,
It may be a meathead idea, but I bet even Archie would like it as well. Come on man gimme a break. This is the Irish we are talking about. They are one small step away from a crotch sniffer IMO.
 
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MoverofFridge2 said:
BOR,
It may be a meathead idea, but I bet even Archie would like it as well. Come on man gimme a break. This is the Irish we are talking about. They are one small step away from a critch sniffer IMO.

Ok.. screw em. While were at it lets put Ben Anderson in at DE, have him run behind the line knock the crap out of Quinn and rip his helmet off of him. That way when he gets suspended, we really haven't damaged our two deep and we can still redshirt him.
 
BarrelORum said:
Ok.. screw em. While were at it lets put Ben Anderson in at DE, have him run behind the line knock the crap out of Quinn and rip his helmet off of him. That way when he gets suspended, we really haven't damaged our two deep and we can still redshirt him.

Sounds good to me BOR!! :bowdown:
 
BarrelORum said:
Ok.. screw em. While were at it lets put Ben Anderson in at DE, have him run behind the line knock the crap out of Quinn and rip his helmet off of him. That way when he gets suspended, we really haven't damaged our two deep and we can still redshirt him.

BOR, you DA MAN!!!!!

NOW that's what I'm talking 'bout!!!!
 
Or, we can just be a good host to the only team in college football that gets every break there is.

We could also play a clean but technically sound game only to have Ish players start taking cheap shots early in the third quarter when the exalted ones get down by 10.
As usual when ND is losing, their cheap shots become blatant late hits and out of bounds career enders that go unnoticed by the "visiting" officiating crew.
When Tech finally runs out of cheeks to turn, they retaliate only to see "Rome's gift to football" march down the field 15 yards at a time to even the game..

I am with you 2. BUST THEIR ASS. The earlier the better!
 
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