Jackhammer Jim Harbaugh Impregnates His Wife

[wesleyd21]

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FOX – Over the course of this summer, Jim Harbaugh has been, in essence, his own news cycle. Just in the past few months, he has created camps, gotten other coaches riled up, went after the king of college football, and had time for a world tour.


Harbaugh made news for another reason over the weekend, announcing his wife is pregnant. The Michigan coach broke the news in a very Jim Harbaugh way.

For those scoring at home, this will be Harbaugh’s seventh child overall, including fourth with his second wife Sarah.

 

[georgiatech22]

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Would you consider her conventionally hot? I wonder how much alpha-beta balancing he has to do to keep her productive.

 

[coit]

Would you consider her conventionally hot? I wonder how much alpha-beta balancing he has to do to keep her productive.

3.8E+03

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

3.8E+03

3, 6, 9 the goose drank wine the monkey chewd tobacco on the street car line and the line broke the monkey got choked and they all went to heaven in a lil row boat

 

[cyptomcat]

7th kid?

 

[coit]

 

[GTCrew4b]

My parents had 7 children and a couple miscarriages.

 

[georgiatech22]

Maybe he's looking to have a back up plan just in case the coaching thing doesn't work out.

 

[05GTCorndog]

My parents had 7 children and a couple miscarriages.

Which were you?

 

[gtzulu]

If he doesn't have custody of the original 3, 4's not so many

 

[andrew]

Which were you?

Not very often that I think a post on StingTalk crosses the line, but you did it.

 

[coit]

Not very often that I think a post on StingTalk crosses the line, but you did it.

Perhaps he meant which of the 7?

 

[05GTCorndog]

Perhaps he meant which of the 7?

Of course. People tend to take on traits based on the order they are born. What were you thinking you sick bastard?

 

[coit]

Of course. People tend to take on traits based on the order they are born. What were you thinking you sick bastard?

Obviously you weren't asking if he was alive or dead. You'd have to be a dumbass to ask that.

 

[18in32]

Not very often that I think a post on StingTalk crosses the line, but you did it.

Wow, we've got totally different ideas about what's objectionable.

 

[goldeagle]

A touch stocky in the legs, probably a good ride in a four point stance...

 

[Akinji07]

Obviously you weren't asking if he was alive or dead. You'd have to be a dumbass to ask that.

Obviously he was and it was hilarious.

 

[cyclejacket]

My parents had 7 children and a couple miscarriages.

Any other Tech grads among your siblings?

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[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Not very often that I think a post on StingTalk crosses the line, but you did it.

You should have written:

I can tolerate most of the juvenile things that happen on this board.

However, THIS......I WILL NOT TOLERATE.

I will NOT tolerate such a vulger message being implied to me for ANY reason.


So, here it is:

Beestorm

I recommend you do 2 things...very quickly:

1. corndog WILL apologize.

2. An immediate ban until AFTER January 1st on corndog for this HIGHLY offensive comment.

2. I expect an IMMEDIATE and FORMAL condemnation by you of corndog's post and a warning to ALL ST's members that a post like that is offensive.

3. I'm prepared to pursue this issue further in legal venue if these 3 requests are not acted upon by 1:00 PM today.


I can handle all manner of juvenile behavior in here.

However, I WILL NOT tolerate slanderous/illegal/highly offensive things being IMPLIED to me.

I await your immediate response and action.


Yes. I am F-ing SERIOUS.