Join me, brethren

[LeonardWood]

We can avoid a uga national championship by simply leaving the planet. I have received glorious instructions detailing how to join our generous, otherworldly family, family that understands that our kind should not be subjected to such pain and misery.

 

[Dirty Jacket]

I think we've decided to drink a shit load of bleach soon

 

[LeonardWood]

I think we've decided to drink a öööö load of bleach soon

Beware false prophets that attempt to swindle you with bleach-based redemption.

Bleach will not save you, only the Glorious Instructions can relieve you from the misery of a uga national championship.

 

[gtleviathan]

Beware false prophets that attempt to swindle you with bleach-based redemption.

Bleach will not save you, only the Glorious Instructions can relieve you from the misery of a uga national championship.

Don't the Glorious Instructions have something to do with a comet? I think I have some Comet under my sink...

 

[LeonardWood]

Prepare yourselves, oh my brethren, for the journey is great and grave. Our family has scolded me, scolded us for turning from Lighted Path. We must turn back to the light, as spoken in the Glorious Instructions, but only those clothed in the Garb of the Righteous will be permitted to make the journey.

 

[Diseqc]

 

[gtleviathan]

 

[LeonardWood]

Don't the Glorious Instructions have something to do with a comet? I think I have some Comet under my sink...

Oh my brother, your eyes turn to caustic ingestion, but surely you must seek salvation under your kitchen sink, but ij the corners of your closet. For your family can no longer find you, as you are not clothed in the Garb of the Righteous.

Turn! Turn back to the light. You have shed your Garb, tossed it aside in anticipation of worldly fashions. Have you not felt the cold and the pain? Seek again your robes, marked by the Righteous Sign:

 

[georgiatech22]

Prepare yourselves, oh my brethren, for the journey is great and grave. Our family has scolded me, scolded us for turning from Lighted Path. We must turn back to the light, as spoken in the Glorious Instructions, but only those clothed in the Garb of the Righteous will be permitted to make the journey.

My mama told me that I should never talk to strangers.

 

[gtleviathan]

Oh my brother, your eyes turn to caustic ingestion, but surely you must seek salvation under your kitchen sink, but ij the corners of your closet. For your family can no longer find you, as you are not clothed in the Garb of the Righteous.

Turn! Turn back to the light. You have shed your Garb, tossed it aside in anticipation of worldly fashions. Have you not felt the cold and the pain? Seek again your robes, marked by the Righteous Sign:

Ok. Should it be cheddar yellow or navy blue?

 

[LeonardWood]

Ok. Should it be cheddar yellow or navy blue?

Vegas Gold, oh my brother.

 

[gtleviathan]

Vegas Gold, oh my brother.

If it weren't for the wrong shade of gold, I'd have no shade of gold at all...

 

[Highriser987]

 

[ThomsonJacket]

 

[LeonardWood]

Oh my brother, you will be left behind, along with Alabama's placekicker.

 

[LeonardWood]

Nm, mass suicide cancelled

 

[Diseqc]

Nm, mass suicide cancelled

uh, I'm already 3/4 through my cup

 

[georgiatech22]

You can drive over to Athens right now and become a millionaire.

 

[Allen Koholic]

Nm, mass suicide cancelled

Not in Athens.

THWG.