KSU Post Game Press Conference (early)

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I'll save everyone the trouble of listening to the post game press conference after we lose next week.

Coach Collins -> "So proud of our kids, the effort they put forth today was amazing. After being down 30-0 at the half and scoring on three straight possessions was incredible. Cutting their lead to 30-13 was something I will always remember. Our kicker hitting two field goals shows his confidence is back. That is a really good football team we played and we held them to under 100 yards passing on the day. The final score of 50-23 is not the whole story, so proud of the way our kids fought and and how we continue to get better every single week. I gave them all a big hug and told them again, keeping an option team to under 55 points is huge. Hats off to Coach Thacker and his coaches, we held KSU to 47 yards below their all time record".

Sadly, this will be close to exactly what we will hear. More "HYPERBOLE" = Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally
 
80's Tech Fan said:
I'll save everyone the trouble of listening to the post game press conference after we lose next week.

Coach Collins -> "So proud of our kids, the effort they put forth today was amazing. After being down 30-0 at the half and scoring on three straight possessions was incredible. Cutting their lead to 30-13 was something I will always remember. Our kicker hitting two field goals shows his confidence is back. That is a really good football team we played and we held them to under 100 yards passing on the day. The final score of 50-23 is not the whole story, so proud of the way our kids fought and and how we continue to get better every single week. I gave them all a big hug and told them again, keeping an option team to under 55 points is huge. Hats off to Coach Thacker and his coaches, we held KSU to 47 yards below their all time record".

Sadly, this will be close to exactly what we will hear. More "HYPERBOLE" = Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally
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:bigcry: :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:
 
80's Tech Fan said:
I'll save everyone the trouble of listening to the post game press conference after we lose next week.

Coach Collins -> "So proud of our kids, the effort they put forth today was amazing. After being down 30-0 at the half and scoring on three straight possessions was incredible. Cutting their lead to 30-13 was something I will always remember. Our kicker hitting two field goals shows his confidence is back. That is a really good football team we played and we held them to under 100 yards passing on the day. The final score of 50-23 is not the whole story, so proud of the way our kids fought and and how we continue to get better every single week. I gave them all a big hug and told them again, keeping an option team to under 55 points is huge. Hats off to Coach Thacker and his coaches, we held KSU to 47 yards below their all time record".

Sadly, this will be close to exactly what we will hear. More "HYPERBOLE" = Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally
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Ahhh shaddap!
 
Short clip of future post game press conference.

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We really need to start using aptitude tests for new sign-ups...
 
Amazing, but you forgot these gems:
  • elite level
  • all of those things
  • tremendous
  • in all of college football
  • every single day
  • this one hurts
  • zero penalties
 
Don’t forget DAB, I mean that’s how you show someone you love them so much, you dab them. Wtf
 
goose said:
Don’t forget DAB, I mean that’s how you show someone you love them so much, you dab them. Wtf
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I do wonder at what point “cool, relatable coach” turns into “greetings, my fellow teenagers.” There’s got to be an expiration date on some of this stuff.

JRjr
 
80's Tech Fan said:
I'll save everyone the trouble of listening to the post game press conference after we lose next week.

Coach Collins -> "So proud of our kids, the effort they put forth today was amazing. After being down 30-0 at the half and scoring on three straight possessions was incredible. Cutting their lead to 30-13 was something I will always remember. Our kicker hitting two field goals shows his confidence is back. That is a really good football team we played and we held them to under 100 yards passing on the day. The final score of 50-23 is not the whole story, so proud of the way our kids fought and and how we continue to get better every single week. I gave them all a big hug and told them again, keeping an option team to under 55 points is huge. Hats off to Coach Thacker and his coaches, we held KSU to 47 yards below their all time record".

Sadly, this will be close to exactly what we will hear. More "HYPERBOLE" = Exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally
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Love this post!
 
When I got here, the offensive linemen were so small we had to have a buddy system to tie their shoes! And no TE’s!
 
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