Lol @ cpj...

PJ is the only good thing to come out of Boone or Cullowhee (SP?) North Carolina
 
Question #4 of the final exam:

"Can the option work in a BCS conference?"
 
Multiple choice -

What term or phrase best describes the option offense:

- Modern
- High-powered
- Effective against fast, physical defenses
- Three yards and a cloud of dust
 
The guys who do the game, they're:

A: Well-informed sports journalists
B: Members of the media that deserve respect
C: Adept at analysis and commentary
D: Morons
 
Multiple choice:

The blueprint for stopping the triple option is:

a) Buried in Tom Osborne's root cellar;
b) In locker #7 in the old Architecture Building;
c) Shoved so far up Mickey Andrews rectum that he can crap standing up;
d) About to blow up in Bud Foster's face.
 
Bobby Cremins was as App State when he came to GA Tech.
 
I guess CPJ could never grasp the concept behind SEC speed.
 
He made a "C" apparently because he didn't turn in a playbook. Good for him. Now some douche from the hills of North Carolina doesn't have a nascent version of the flexbone SO offense.
 
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