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3 LSU Timeouts - Free (Les Miles' Pocket)

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Date: 2008-12-05, 5:30PM EST



I have 3 perfectly good, new in box, never used 2nd half LSU football timeouts for sale. These timeouts are leftover from the 2008 LSU/Arkansas game.

Most coaches use these timeouts to regroup their defense. They could also be used to help their offense try to gain 25 yards to avoid a 63 yard field goal attempt into the wind (I think it was uphill too). Not our coach though, he'd rather put the leading scorer in LSU football history in a position to fail. In the words of Dan Fouts - "A 63 yard field goal into a swirling, gusting wind? Good luck Colt David!"

Be the envy of the holiday shopping season. Tired of your wife dragging you from store to store? "Timeout - tired husband". Confused about the decision between that new plasma and lcd flat screen TV? Take a timeout, regroup, think about it.

These timeouts can be used for any reason or no good reason at all. Go ahead and use them - last I checked THEY ARE FREE!

Fine print - I reserve the right to give these timeouts back to LSU if it is discoverd that Les Miles was indeed saving them for the Liberty Bowl.

Hit my email up with offers...
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Hi,

I'd like to inquire about one of your three timeouts. I'd like to use one of those timeouts for an upcoming Thursday night game, preferably before the first play of the game.

Sincerely,

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You can have a couple of my TOs as long as we get to wear our home jerseys
 
I could use a few "wrap up tackles", we don't have any of those here in Athens.

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I'll take those 3 timeouts, and I promise to use them in an SEC game!

Next year, against Georgie, when we are up by 28 we can call 6 timeouts with less than a minute to play!

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Hey, how about 1 point. All I need is 1 frickin point. C'mon, man, who's got one?

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nedleeds said:
That is a savage FUPA.
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Now that is just mean.... Yet so, so right. I get disgusted whenever I see that man. He needs to take some of that Lypozine that is always being advertised on ESPN cause he needs to "not just lose weight, but pounds of body fat" haha
 
jeff0106 said:
Now that is just mean.... Yet so, so right. I get disgusted whenever I see that man. He needs to take some of that Lypozine that is always being advertised on ESPN cause he needs to "not just lose weight, but pounds of body fat" haha
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...would like a word with you. Also, please bring donuts.
 
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Zack Morris could use a time out to explain what's going on in his wacky high school life.
 
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