Maryland Haiku Thread

[ContactBuzz]

In honor of Fridge
Tenuta prepares a meal
A nice turtle soup

 

[Aiken Jacket]

Soup is not enough
Fridge is a fat tub of goo
Choice cuts would be best

 

[00Burdell]

Was excited about game
Then read GeeTee thread
Now must kill self

 

[beej67]

Was excited about game
Then read GeeTee thread
Now must kill self

 

[00Burdell]

Picture of flag not haiku

 

[ContactBuzz]

Welcome to Ric Flair
Swagger Coordinator
Just what we're missing

 

[clapper]

Picture of flag not haiku

Nor was your first post.
Please try harder the next time
Fear the turtle? HA!


(fixed for haiku conformance)

 

[beej67]

We welcome Ric Flair
Swagger Coordinator
Just what we're missing

I fixed it for you.
Much too many wrong haikus
so far on page one.


edit: aaahh, nice catch sir.

 

[ContactBuzz]

I fixed it for you.
Much too many wrong haikus
so far on page one.


edit: aaahh, nice catch sir.

ContactBuzz sorry
Sustained haiku injury
in U.V.A. game

 

[00Burdell]

Must write good Haiku
Tech will kick Maryland butt
No mistake this time

 

[ArchiTECH]

The silent monkey twitches
before Mary's Lamb loosened bowels
ArchiTECH drops the Haiku bomb

love,
ArchiTECH

 

[beej67]

Leaving articles
out makes your haikus sound like
those of a caveman

 

[GT_LUVER]

Go jackets go
as the turtle hides its head
victory is sweet

 

[Aiken Jacket]

Taylor on the mark
Tashard runs and runs and runs
While the fat man cries

 

[BarrelORum]

My stomach hurts bad
Watching the Terps beat us down
Now I will vommit

 

[haywire83]

This Fridge can't work hard
enough to keep our defense
cold on Saturday