Memphis v. SMU game 'cause ain't nothing else on thread

[ThomsonJacket]

Wild game so far

 

[ThomsonJacket]

Fumbles, going for it on 4th down on on 30, missed 20yd FG, giving up a safety with 2 minutes before halftime...craz c

 

[GTRules]

I can't SEE why anyone would watch this with all the porn that's on the internet.

 

[ThomsonJacket]

I can't SEE why anyone would watch this with all the porn that's on the internet.

Too much porn will damage your eyes.

 

[GTRules]

Too much porn will damage your eyes.

Well, that explains it then.

 

[GTRules]

Well, that explains it then.

Wait. Then why am I nearsighted instead of farsighted?

Something ain't adding up.

 

[ThomsonJacket]

Wait. Then why am I nearsighted instead of farsighted?

Something ain't adding up.

Because you're old

 

[Yukonwreck]

Because you're old

Bazinga!

 

[GTRules]

Bazinga!

As long as you’re alive I can’t be the oldest guy here.

 

[Yukonwreck]

As long as you’re alive I can’t be the oldest guy here.

I am going to self-identify as your age minus two.

 

[GTRules]

I am going to self-identify as your age minus two.

Then you’re an infant, because I self-identify as a 3 year old.

 

[ramblinwise1]

Then you’re an infant, because I self-identify as a 3 year old.

acting 3 doesn't mean the same thing as self identifying 3

 

[GTRules]

acting 3 doesn't mean the same thing as self identifying 3

Did you assume my level of bullshit?

Don't be a fascist.