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BeeStorm

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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like @BeeStorm, my mod, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other admins and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
 
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like @BeeStorm, my mod, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other admins and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey öööö he is! Hallelujah! Holy öööö! Where's the Tylenol?

wait... you're a dude?
 
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like @BeeStorm, my mod, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other admins and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey öööö he is! Hallelujah! Holy öööö! Where's the Tylenol?
The classic rant!!
 
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