Monkey Bite

JudgeJudy

Really Lurks @ The Varsity
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Just search Twitter for "Monkey Bite" and enjoy your morning. That is all.
 
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without pics of the pole dancing, I am disappoint!
search for "pole assassin" and "Jerry Springer" !
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even funnier - check out the pole assassin's grammar on social media.
..... today's highlights below

Jeff banks monkey has shown more defense than The Longhorns football team has in the past 3 weeks.
Pole Assassin’s Pet Monkey is my fantasy team name next year.
Jeff Banks : “hold my monkey”
Who among us hasn't dated a stripper with a monkey that allegedly bit a child at a haunted house. Cast the first stone.
 
I had a totally different idea of what it might mean for a stripper to give you a monkey bite.

Am disappoint.
 
Who had monkey stripper as the first scandal of the Sark era? That’s got to pay, what, 2.5:1?
 
search for "pole assassin" and "Jerry Springer" !
.
even funnier - check out the pole assassin's grammar on social media.
..... today's highlights below

Jeff banks monkey has shown more defense than The Longhorns football team has in the past 3 weeks.
Pole Assassin’s Pet Monkey is my fantasy team name next year.
Jeff Banks : “hold my monkey”
Who among us hasn't dated a stripper with a monkey that allegedly bit a child at a haunted house. Cast the first stone.

stay classy , San Diego
 
Am disappoint. Was expecting more ass in assassin.

Speaking of which, the woman in front of me has a whole cart full of ass at the Kroger.
 
Am disappoint. Was expecting more ass in assassin.

Speaking of which, the woman in front of me has a whole cart full of ass at the Kroger.
Thanks.

I'm glad you didn't try to get a pic and ended up on the Local News getting arrested.
 
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