Mutts are asswipes

Now I know what he did with that puppy he held up on national signing day.
 
I love this, actually. I hope he made a lot more from the endorsement than the celebration penalty. If I were him, I'd get a contract from Dude Wipes to cover the cost of future fines and do it again. Get "Dude Wipes" emblazoned on my shoes. Why not? The NFL sells every possible thing to advertisers, he should get into it too.
 
I love this, actually. I hope he made a lot more from the endorsement than the celebration penalty. If I were him, I'd get a contract from Dude Wipes to cover the cost of future fines and do it again. Get "Dude Wipes" emblazoned on my shoes. Why not? The NFL sells every possible thing to advertisers, he should get into it too.
Yeah. Some other player should celebrate a touchdown with a jacking off motion and immediately hit up Jergens lotion for an endorsement deal.
 
Yeah. Some other player should celebrate a touchdown with a jacking off motion and immediately hit up Jergens lotion for an endorsement deal.

If another player had the deal inked beforehand, and knew Jergens was going to cover his fine, I say go for it. Sounds hilarious. Free market yo.
 
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