Mutts to have virtual G-Day...

At least with their Obama phone they can stream it while sitting on the broken riding mower in front of their single wide, so they don’t bother brother-uncle Cletus and sister-mom LeeAnn as they cook meth in the kitchen.
 
Are they hoisting their imaginary championship trophy during the pregame festivities?
 
... after spending a thou or two to dress up their trailer trash-ette for her virtual prom, a virtual G-Day is a great excuse to let loose some steam. There will be porch sofa stuffing evarwhar! as Georgie celebrates yet another year where they will not win the national championship.
 
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