My Goals for Football This Year

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Of course, the fan in me wants to see 13-0, but after coaching for so many years, I look for different kinds of goals.

This team really needs to show a different type of offensive rythym, one based on teamwork and somewhat equal utilization from every player on the field.

I'd like to see our first downs increase 50% on third and fourth and less than 2 yards.

This team needs to find a way to take their very young depth and quickly mold them into adequate special teams players for all facets of ST's. Say a goal of Top 50 for every category would do.

I'd set a goal of keeping every opponent they play under 24 points.

Take care of these issues and I think we'd have a heck of a season.
 
Not get caught taking a 6 pack of beer into the games. After 31 years, still enjoying a cold one in the upper east.
 
Not get caught taking a 6 pack of beer into the games. After 31 years, still enjoying a cold one in the upper east.

I'm interested in your strategy for this. Friend of mines involved saran wrap and wide legged pants...

Me, I just bring in a little bourbon, beam with a few slices of lime makes for a pretty fine late season beverage
 
I'm interested in your strategy for this. Friend of mines involved saran wrap and wide legged pants...

Me, I just bring in a little bourbon, beam with a few slices of lime makes for a pretty fine late season beverage
You don't need to be a miracle worker to get it into our stadium. We're not Clem(p)son, for God's sake.
 
You don't need to be a miracle worker to get it into our stadium. We're not Clem(p)son, for God's sake.

Oh I know its not difficult at all, didn't want to make it seem that way. I get a kick out of the different crazy schemes people sneak in bulkier stuff like beer/handles.
 
Have there been any stories about people getting caught after getting it in? I'm just debating whether I could pound down Bud Lights in the student section. It will get a bit more attention then a coke with some bourbon.
 
We need another thread called "My Goals for Alcohol This Year".
 
Of course, the fan in me wants to see 13-0, but after coaching for so many years, I look for different kinds of goals.

This team really needs to show a different type of offensive rythym, one based on teamwork and somewhat equal utilization from every player on the field.

I'd like to see our first downs increase 50% on third and fourth and less than 2 yards.

This team needs to find a way to take their very young depth and quickly mold them into adequate special teams players for all facets of ST's. Say a goal of Top 50 for every category would do.

I'd set a goal of keeping every opponent they play under 24 points.

Take care of these issues and I think we'd have a heck of a season.

No problem w/your goals at all but I'd like to add one item.

Could we hire JD's brother "Mover 2" to coach the line for the Notre Dame & UGA games?

His strategy for game's opening play is unsurpassed in football history and I like it.
 
Realize that after "getting out" back in 76 I have plenty of practice. Heck I got the 6 pack in after 9/11 when they searched everything. Won the money and called the guys in the Stadium so they could hear the beer open. So just practice.
 
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