O/S UGA Grad Realizes His Potential!

Lee34102

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Ok, I know this isn't about football, but we have a while yet, and the following served to put me in an appropriate mind set, anyway.

There’s a reality TV show on Bravo called “Flipping Out”, which follows the life of Jeff Lewis, a Los Angeles based OCD challenged “houseflipper” / interior designer.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Lewis has an assistant, Jenny something, and she has a husband, Chris something, an honored UGA grad, who has worked his way up in the Lewis organization over several years and now manages overseeing the maintenance of Jeff Lewis’s personal home and pets. Now, Chris, who proudly wears his UGA hat throughout, doesn’t actually DO these things, because he recently hired a part time assistant for himself (other Chris) to do much of the “heavy lifting”, primarily involving walking the dogs and running the scat patrol.

Apparently Chris something has been involved in a long learning curve prior to his recent promotion, which is non-specific in its skill set, but has a title and last year involved making sure that Lewis didn’t get onions on his salad and that his Starbucks was served @ 130dg, not 140. This is not a joke. During much of his screen time, Chris (who got and stays in the job primarily as a favor to his wife Jenny something, who Lewis likes) almost continually dons his UGA hat as he spends his days loafing around the house, sneaking away for voice over auditions and supervising the pool cleaning and pet trips to the vet.

While it’s nice to see a UGA grad reach this high a position in life, his tenure ended last night after Lewis installed a nanny-cam and watched Chris relax away a week or so sitting on the couch, playing on Lewis’s computer for several hours a day (forbidden and lied about by Chris weekly), rummaging through Lewis’s personal effects and generally living large, bathed in the glory of his accomplishments, fully reflective of the merit and value of his UGA degree.

Unfortunately, poor Chris followed the “Peter Principle” and rose to the level of his own incompetence (there’s apparently a lot more involved than one might think in this line of “uber-houseboy for the interior designer / flipper” work), and was fired by Lewis for pretty much doing squat and stealing a paycheck.

As Chris drove away in disgrace, the last thing the viewers saw was his red and black UGA decal in the rear window of his pickup truck, which pretty much says it all.

Yep, I'm getting the hate on anyway I can....
 
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Why was I watching Bravo you ask... (not that there's anything wrong with that)... for the same reason that I'll watch a sink-hole start in the middle of an 888,400 sq ft shopping center project during final paving and for the same reason that I watch my "new captain" neighbor attempt to dock his Lazzara 76 at low tide and only miss by 4 ft or so..... there is an indisputable "train-wreck" quality to some things that have come to appeal to me more and more in my declining years, and the UGA aspect of the exercise made it all the more a "must see" at my place.

And of course, I'm fundamentally secure in my own heterosexual mindset............:D
 
dude, Bravo has Law & Order: CI -- im so there
also the occasional Matlock or Colombo movie
 
Maybe because he doesn't buy into this crock of sh*t "real men don't watch Bravo, real men don't eat quiche, etc" mantra that's perpetuated by insecure men?

Just a thought...

Funny. I'm not in the least homophobic. But I'm very metrophobic.

Gay? Fine by me.
Metrosexuality? Burn.

And no, I'm definitely not insecure.
 
I like my Law and Order to have Jerry Orbach in it. Without Brisco, it's not worth watching.
 
I watch two shows: Battlestar Galactica (the new one) and Deadliest Catch.

And sometimes Smash Lab, but only because I know Deanne. I don't actually like the show that much.
 
I like my Law and Order to have Jerry Orbach in it. Without Brisco, it's not worth watching.

so you dont go for the original cast of Chris Noth and the short blondish fat guy (who later got shot and took a desk job)? i love orbach, but i like the other combos too. the original was my fave. i also like Fontana & Green, although i always feel underdressed with those two in the scene
 
so you dont go for the original cast of Chris Noth and the short blondish fat guy (who later got shot and took a desk job)? i love orbach, but i like the other combos too. the original was my fave. i also like Fontana & Green, although i always feel underdressed with those two in the scene
Law and Order without Briscoe is like a day without sunshine.

The only shows I routinely watch are Good Eats and Squidbillies. If you ever watch Good Eats, Alton actually went to the MERC building to have two professors explain something about heat conductivity in pans on an episode. Squidbillies because, well, look at my signature.
 
I'm with you Lee30412...
I like watching the show, especially watching Chris be a moron. Like the time Jeff needed to know how many miles was on his SUV, but Chris said he didn't know because he "reset it everytime he filled it up" while proudly wearing his ugag hat.
 
It was a special moment indeed!

And his white UGA Ford pickup just capped it off!:laugher:
 
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