CPJ calls it, "The Spread."
But it's vastly different from what everyone else calls "The Spread," so you're sorta stuck.
How about "Were gonna kick your a## stop us if you can"
I call it the double slot.
"Spread Slot"
What's wrong with "The John Holmes offense"? It implies triple option. In the rear, in the mouth, in the cooch.
I think The Hive's version of that conversation ended with the name of Wish Triple Flex, which could then be abbreviated "WTF Offense."
Although I was a big Wreckbone proponent, much to BoR's chagrin at the time, I rather like the WTF.