Official dUNCe Gameday Thread

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BuzzinWreck78 said:
i'm hoping we win by enough today for the clown to be unemployed forever!
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I'm hoping that at some point in the third quarter, with 70 points on the board, Collins looks over at our sideline and has an epiphany. "You know what?" he says to himself, "it's true, I am a complete failure as a coach, and as a man." Memories of his foolish and shameful behavior cascading over his eyes, he falls to the ground, catatonic, and has to be carted off the field in one final display of pathetic childishness. Later, after resigning from UNC in shame, he instructs his lawyer to tear up his contract with us, forfeiting his remaining payments, and then reimburses us for all his years of coaching by selling everything he owns and starting over. His guilt still unabsolved, because he doesn't have enough money to compensate us, let alone the ability to restore to tens of thousands of people the kind of emotional and psychological damage he's caused, he comes to Jesus to seek forgiveness at the cross, and dedicates his life to public service, never being heard from again in the football world.

We find him, in his 70's, being interviewed by The Athletic in a piece of long-form journalism that ends up as a sappy redemption story on GameDay, and for once in his freaking life, we can feel good about him.
 
We need to set up a few benches and a rack, and when the D comes off the field having stopped them, then they do a few reps on the sideline.

When they give up points, then they're not allowed to.
 
if rest of world could grok how big this game is for us, gameday would be in chapel hill, 30 sec commercials would cost $10 million and government would fund sending top shelf escorts to every GT fan's home to console or celebrate
 
CarsonNewmanJacket said:
Old man picking on old man
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