Official Gameday Thread: Jackets vs Red birds

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Good morning bitches! Wakey wakey. Game day is upon once again. Time to put those claws on ice.
Wakey? It's fn 12:30 already, where you been?
(Daggum timezones)

And before anyone complains:
3:30pm EDT on Espn2
 
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Since whining is like 75% of the gameday thread usually, I'll start:

GD Thomas English muffins!! Wtf?!?!?
1. So hard to pull apart
2. The time gap between still undertoasted to burnt on the edges and hard is too damn short! What, am I expected to hang out by the toaster oven all day to wait til it's just right? Bastards!!
3. This whole "nooks and crannies" thing is ok, but overdone, imo. I dont want to drop the knife when I'm spreading my cream chz or pimento chz. Jebus, just quit overdoing the moonscape, omg!!

You're welcome, Stingtalk
 
I got an angry clown from the "angriest man" on the board, so I must be doing something right!
 
See, I'm taking the pressure off the team to create whine-ergy, I'm deflecting it to other things. Join in to take negative mojo off the Jackets and all our comments about them will be positive!

Remember Darth Vader, "if you build it, I'm your father."

Go Jackets!!!
(I'm a little ahead of most of you guys in my gameday cycle, dont hate on it)
 
Good morning bitches! Wakey wakey. Game day is upon once again. Time to put those claws on ice.

You're right about two things..... it's GameDay and claws are definitely for bitches.

Hopefully the same one that is pouring you a man's drink while she's drinking the claws.
 
I am optimistic for 3 reasons:
1. We got humbled by Syracuse and hopefully the guys got a wake up call that they have to earn every game
2. After a tough loss, last week was both a confidence booster and some needed rest for the first string
3. We have more reps than Louisville and have played better opponents.
 
Since whining is like 75% of the gameday thread usually, I'll start:

GD Thomas English muffins!! Wtf?!?!?
1. So hard to pull apart
2. The time gap between still undertoasted to burnt on the edges and hard is too damn short! What, am I expected to hang out by the toaster oven all day to wait til it's just right? Bastards!!
3. This whole "nooks and crannies" thing is ok, but overdone, imo. I dont want to drop the knife when I'm spreading my cream chz or pimento chz. Jebus, just quit overdoing the moonscape, omg!!

You're welcome, Stingtalk
You’re doing it wrong. Spread room temperature butter on an English muffin. Easy peasy.
 
Since whining is like 75% of the gameday thread usually, I'll start:

GD Thomas English muffins!! Wtf?!?!?
1. So hard to pull apart
2. The time gap between still undertoasted to burnt on the edges and hard is too damn short! What, am I expected to hang out by the toaster oven all day to wait til it's just right? Bastards!!
3. This whole "nooks and crannies" thing is ok, but overdone, imo. I dont want to drop the knife when I'm spreading my cream chz or pimento chz. Jebus, just quit overdoing the moonscape, omg!!

You're welcome, Stingtalk
How do I donate to your campaign?
 
Since whining is like 75% of the gameday thread usually, I'll start:

GD Thomas English muffins!! Wtf?!?!?
1. So hard to pull apart
2. The time gap between still undertoasted to burnt on the edges and hard is too damn short! What, am I expected to hang out by the toaster oven all day to wait til it's just right? Bastards!!
3. This whole "nooks and crannies" thing is ok, but overdone, imo. I dont want to drop the knife when I'm spreading my cream chz or pimento chz. Jebus, just quit overdoing the moonscape, omg!!

You're welcome, Stingtalk
Yo mama also has yeasty nooks & crannies.
 
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