Pathetic excuses

The Jacket

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Really awful excuses for why you're not at the tailgate?

There's only one that deserves to be on this list.

1. A hurricane

As long as this is not your excuse, everything is fine.
 
Which tailgate? Surely not the official tailgate, for which there is already a thread.
 
Related tangent:

The NYC Tech bar had 150 people for the ND game.

It had 50 for the Duke game.

Today, it is super cold and rainy, and the team has lost two in a row. There will probably be about ten people there.

Luckily, today is the day ESPN has decided to show up and film the NYC game watching party for a segment!
 
Related tangent:

The NYC Tech bar had 150 people for the ND game.

It had 50 for the Duke game.

Today, it is super cold and rainy, and the team has lost two in a row. There will probably be about ten people there.

Luckily, today is the day ESPN has decided to show up and film the NYC game watching party for a segment!


Where are you you loser
 
I'm at PCB -Edgewater Beach Resort -only home game I'll miss this season ...I'm headed to Clemson next weekend so it's a wash.
 
Why would I go to the tailgate if I'm not going to the game?
 
I'm at the Varsity! Was just at Fredge's tailgate. Passed DeDe on the way there. She kept staring at me. Freaky.
 
I'm putting as much effort into the tailgate as the team puts into the game.
 
I admit I haven't made a game yet this year but my second grandchild was born Monday to 2 GT grad parents and we are pretty busy right now!
 
Happy thoughts guys, Happy Happy!

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