Petition to Hire Brian VanGorder

[EastboundJacket]

If CPJ enjoys pummeling BVG defenses this much, perhaps the quality of the practice reps for the offense would make us the greatest offensive team of all time!

Alternatively, he could be our offensive line coach because he seems to know how to make our scheme work perfectly. Lots of big gaps.

Thoughts?

 

[GTlee]

Meh.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

For waterboy?

 

[LegendaryGT]

your mom has big gaps

 

[Diseqc]

your mom has big gaps

That multiple dudes come through

 

[zippyGT]

I approve.

 

[User 8976]

 

[GTlee]

your mom makes big gulps

 

[00Burdell]

CPJ already has somebody to park his car.

I guess BVG could be assistant to the head car parker.

 

[RussianOffense]

I checked to see whether he'd been fired

 

[AlaGold]

I need a yardman .My flower garden has gone to crap.