Prediction: Butthurt Futures at Highest Point of Season

EastboundJacket

EastboundJacket

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I'm selling. I'm selling it all. Why? Look at the schedule:
@Duke
Vs. UNC
@Clemson
Vs. Pitt
Vs. FSU
@UVA
Vs. VPISU
@Miami
Vs. UGA
First, that's a heck of a lot of games. Second, let me guide you gently through our schedule: we have 2 revenge games upcoming against teams that I don't think are as good as they were last year. Handling them will get us feeling good about ourselves again. Then, we play at Clemson... And full speed ahead on the hype train when we go in there and win! That should set the tone for the rest of the season. Then the good vibes carry over to 2 home games and a takedown of an overrated FSU team. Then we're really pumping. We play 3/4 of the "big 4" 3 weeks in a row to close and I don't think our hype train will be derailed at that point. Sorry. Another good year for CPJ.

So if anyone wants to jump into the market...
 
Just when you thought they could not have risen any higher, they did! They have now set a record for trading value not seen since 1994.
 
MEwreck02 said:
Just when you thought they could not have risen any higher, they did! They have now set a record for trading value not seen since 1994.
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No way. There were several U[sic]GA games during Chan's tenure where butthurt futures ended at a higher value than they are at now.
 
I'm selling now, we've lost to teams with a combined record of 26-4. We're young but getting better. Pitt had a better defense than anyone left on our schedule. We're gonna lose some more games, but we'll surprise someone.
 
BainbridgeJacket said:
I'm selling now, we've lost to teams with a combined record of 26-4. We're young but getting better. Pitt had a better defense than anyone left on our schedule. We're gonna lose some more games, but we'll surprise someone.
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What's the combined record of our future opponents?
 
BainbridgeJacket said:
I'm selling now, we've lost to teams with a combined record of 26-4. We're young but getting better. Pitt had a better defense than anyone left on our schedule. We're gonna lose some more games, but we'll surprise someone.
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wish it was closer to 21-9
 
I'm the ööööing prognosticator of butthurt.
 
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