Prepare to Unleash The Tar Hole

Bob Benson

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When one ganders on how we missed out on redshirting Taquon in 2016, who played say 10 snaps the whole season, we find ourselves lost.

A redshirt sophomore a Heisman level contender with two more year and of eligibility sounds quite pleasing to the ear.

That fifth year can and should be applied for. When Taquon gets drafted as an athlete, we will all know why it was worth it.

Protect the young man well Cooper, Braun, Bryan. His health and holes are in your hands to go along with Senator Benson, Clinton and Nathan Cottrell of Rocky Top Tennessee.

Taquon makes pitch to Benson on 2 point walk in? 3-0 (1-0) #17 and a lot on the line. We all these tar holes some revenge. They cheat and cheat and cheat. Now is the time to delete.

Delete the prior three straight years of defeat to a hot seat Fedora, put them in their place, put them into a Nike investigation with UGA that will have the country bubbling with
Excitement at the knowledge that not just Louisville will Be getting a death penalty.

The time has come.

Excrete the waste through the tar hole, onto the blue unicorn looking horned animal's face, let the animal faint at the poison of methane, and let's get our QB Marshall further and further up the Heisman ladder.

Another year of eligibility? Possible. Played very few games in 2015 as a Freshman.

Let's start pressing for a fifth year.

Oh yeah, watch out for Jerry Howard Saturday who is from near NC. He might run all over town.

Here we come boys.

Jacket Heart '17
 
Not sure we could get a 5th year but it would be awesome. Plus who knows. Jay Jones might find his way and be even better.
 
Excrete the waste through the tar hole, onto the blue unicorn looking horned animal's face, let the animal faint at the poison of methane, and let's get our QB Marshall further and further up the Heisman ladder.

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Bob Benson is a paradox. He is the worst thing to happen to this forum, and the best thing. He is a well thought out joke, and a poorly executed punchline. He is a missed pitch that is picked up, dusted off, and run for a first down. He is a cringe and a grin. A foe and a friend. Just sayin'.

Jacket Heart
 
Hemingway was a terrific writer when drunk, some of his best work. Benson, not so much. Appreciate the sentiments though... Free UNC diplomas in the men's room Saturday
 
Hemingway was a terrific writer when drunk, some of his best work. Benson, not so much. Appreciate the sentiments though... Free UNC diplomas in the men's room Saturday

Charmin makes UNC diplomas?! I thought they made higher quality stuff.
 
He is a well thought out joke, and a poorly executed punchline. He is a missed pitch that is picked up, dusted off, and run for a first down. He is a cringe and a grin. A foe and a friend.

Misplaced Alanis lyrics
 
I wonder if there are coded messages in these posts that will one day be deciphered to predict the date for Armageddon and the result of every GT game for the next 100 years.

Regardless, they are entertaining.
 
I think the important question we should be asking ourselves right now is this: Where has Bob Benson been these past few months, and what did he have to do to escape from his captors (or the asylum) and come back to us?
 
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