Question about the draft

supertech1984

supertech1984

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So at the beginning of the football season, I said Matthew Stafford would not be the #1 pick of the draft. Do to a long night at Taco Mac, my college roommate got me to sign an agreement that I would give him a testicle if he was the top draft pick. Well, Stafford did about as well as I expected him to do, which was good, but not great, and not as well as the butt sniffers said he would do (surprise surprise, no national title). I don't think he'll be the top draft pick for a few reasons:
-He's really not a super winner. 10 wins is good, but look at the talent around him. Not Matt Ryan's 10 wins.
-He goes dormat. Look at the Alabama game.
-He's not a leader. Matt Ryan commands the huddle. Stafford commands the outside position of the spoon with a beer keg (and the inside position with Moreno, so I've heard).
-He seems immature, which he is a college kid, so you know, it is what it is.

Hating uga as much as I do, I am really bias against him, but am I right to be thinking that I will still have all three of my testicles come June?
 
From most of the mock drafts I just read, people are saying Stafford's a lock at #1, so take that for what it's worth. It's going to be pretty tough to trade down, which is what everyone would do if they had the top pick, but it's just too hard to do.

I think you can blame part of your lost testicle on the Falcons, if Matt Ryan had bombed, I think the Lions would go with a safe pick like Andre Smith instead of grabbing a "franchise qb"
 
Signing a contract while inebriated doesn't count. Your testicles are safe.
 
If I'm the Lions, I trade down, get one of the good offensive tackles late in the top 10, and I'd sign Michael Vick. That is, if anyone would be willing to trade up to #1.
 
supertech1984 said:
Hating uga as much as I do, I am really bias against him, but am I right to be thinking that I will still have all three of my testicles come June?
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First, agree with Rodzilla -- contract is nonbinding.

Secondly, 3?
 
I can't wait for the wonderlick to come out. Even though V. Young threw that theory out the door. He does have head issues.
 
A factor you left out is that he gets rattled under pressure. I wouldn't draft him #1, but I'm not the Lions.
 
Does the contract specifically state one of your testicles, and make certain it is biologically attached to your body? Get him a rocky mountain oyster, or even better, take your roomie down to Ponce, pick up a tranny hooker and tell him that he can go around back and pick which ever testicle he likes better.
 
Rodzilla said:
Signing a contract while inebriated doesn't count. Your testicles are safe.
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You see, legally, he has nothing. The sheriff isn't going to come with a subpoena for a nut. But according to Man Law, I am in trouble. Without following through with a drinking bet, you minds well go castrate yourself because you're already a woman. But yeah, still a little worried.
 
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