JacketFan77
Bokonon High Priest
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2010
- Messages
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Then, darkness …
I was terrified and fell into fits of fear …
“JacketFan77! Wake up, you wankling yetman! Stop your sniveling!”
My Lord?
Where are you?
My Lord, you’re magnificent!
“Not there, you sidewalk shithead. Over here!”
Oh, sorry.
“Now, listen. You really ööööed up the 2015 season. We had a good thing going and you mucked it up by slacking on the inspirational preaching threads.”
I’m sorry, Lord.
“Damn right, you’re sorry. You’re going to have to get your **** mind rite by the Clemson game this coming season or we’re going to see a repeat of this shit again. You got that?
Yes, Lord!
“Good. Get some things in the queue and be prepared … I leave you with this”
I was terrified and fell into fits of fear …
“JacketFan77! Wake up, you wankling yetman! Stop your sniveling!”
My Lord?
Where are you?
My Lord, you’re magnificent!
“Not there, you sidewalk shithead. Over here!”
Oh, sorry.
“Now, listen. You really ööööed up the 2015 season. We had a good thing going and you mucked it up by slacking on the inspirational preaching threads.”
I’m sorry, Lord.
“Damn right, you’re sorry. You’re going to have to get your **** mind rite by the Clemson game this coming season or we’re going to see a repeat of this shit again. You got that?
Yes, Lord!
“Good. Get some things in the queue and be prepared … I leave you with this”
