Rivalry Week Schadenfreude

[GoGATech]

Here it is, rivalry week meltdown in its greatness. No Dwags, but we've managed to find plenty on that ourselves. Enjoy!

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/11/29/13769826/nsfw-it-s-meltdown-time-rivalry-week

Highlights-

Michigan:

So, I'm a chill dude. Like, very chill. Met my girlfriend in law school and impressed her with my ice level chill. She's back home in Ohio with me and has heard me call for more executions and witnessed more mom-slaps due to my vulgar language than she's ever imagined. Maybe I'll ask her to marry me if we lose to salvage the day?

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Let me tell you a story...

When I was a young boy about age 7-8 I had this huge crush on my neighbor, her name was Bri, her family was super religious and hardcore conservative but dam she was hot, I was 8 and she was 10, just starting to hit that age when girls got pretty, I would sit with her on the bus, I would talk to her and truly cared, I mean she was my neighbor after all... Than one day we started talking about college football, I mentioned how I like a lot of teams and how I wish I could go to Miami (this was a few years after the OSU vs Miami Natty) she talked about how she wanted to attend "the" Ohio state, and every time I said Ohio State she corrected me and said "The Ohio State", and let me tell you she went from a 10/10 to a 2/10 in no time, as a young boy being told "the" (when I had a TH speech impediment) was so annoying, and I couldn't pronounce it right ever... I got picked on cause at 8 I couldn't say "the Ohio state" correctly...

So naturally I went with something that rolls of my tongue better, and something I don't get picked on for, "öööö Ohio State" has been my go to ever since I was 9...

Moral of the story, öööö OHIO STATE

Texas:

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Texas lost to Kansas

IM CUTTING THIS DICK CLEAN OFF

Charlie Strong didn’t die for this, he died because of this.

Life Champs (UT):

I just realized that if UT loses tonight, the Championship of Life belt will go to Vanderbilt.

You come in, are excited for something good (Our Year, East Title, Sugar Bowl, etc.) Then he shits on your ööööing face and says we're life champions. ööööing KILL ME!

Tennessee, Florida, Georgia lose today.

Vandy and Kentucky win.

What is life.

Awburn:

This is the last Iron Bowl Verne will call. My goodness. WOW!

Can you imagine if White had a working shoulder? I mean it still would’ve been ugly, but like by a lot less ugly.

Not So Fun Fact: Bama has never lost to Auburn in a year where a Cuban dictator has died.

 

[The Jacket]

The Life Championship Belt

We should definitely make this happen in the same vein as the CFB Belt except you can only receive the Life Belt by losing in an upset. Wouldn't be a bad way to start trolling the Vols for next year.