Steps to still have a great season

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1. Beat UNC
2. Drink heavily (us, not the team)
3. Have Clemson beat Notre Dame
4. Watch Dabo Swinney on the sidelines
5. Beat Clemson, preferably while Dabo Dabos
6. Beat the clowns we play till the FSU game
7. Have FSU beat Clemson and everyone else till we play them
8. Beat FSU
9. Console distraught FSU coeds
10. Beat the clowns we play till UGA
11. Show up to UGA game sober (the team, not us)
12. Watch freshly-tanned Mark Richt glow so brightly that he goes nova and collapses under his own gravity.
13. Beat UGA
14. Drink heavily (both us and team)

#Winning
 
No need to waste time, lets go ahead and get started on the ones that apply to the fans. Set an example of dedication for the team. Excellent post.
 
There should probably be a few "get nakeds" in there somewhere.
 
Wheres the duke lose 2 conference games part
 
coit said:
There should probably be a few "get nakeds" in there somewhere.
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I just got PTSD flashbacks of the old men at the gym proudly walking around the locker room without their towels on. Like freezer-burned cocktail weenies mingled with the smell of Ben Gay and desiccated Astroglide.
 
jts1207 said:
Wheres the duke lose 2 conference games part
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If we beat Clemson, FSU, & UGA all in the same season, they can give Duke the SEC East Trophy too for all I care. Maybe Cutcliffe and that creepy blue devil mascot can call Cav Man for advice on how to shove it up... well, this is the family friendly part of the board, and you get the idea.
 
1. Know your assignment.
2. Block.
3. Don't fumble.
 
How to have a good season: Give up one sport for another. Stop watching TV on Saturdays and start sitting in a deer stand.
 
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