1. Beat UNC
2. Drink heavily (us, not the team)
3. Have Clemson beat Notre Dame
4. Watch Dabo Swinney on the sidelines
5. Beat Clemson, preferably while Dabo Dabos
6. Beat the clowns we play till the FSU game
7. Have FSU beat Clemson and everyone else till we play them
8. Beat FSU
9. Console distraught FSU coeds
10. Beat the clowns we play till UGA
11. Show up to UGA game sober (the team, not us)
12. Watch freshly-tanned Mark Richt glow so brightly that he goes nova and collapses under his own gravity.
13. Beat UGA
14. Drink heavily (both us and team)
#Winning
2. Drink heavily (us, not the team)
3. Have Clemson beat Notre Dame
4. Watch Dabo Swinney on the sidelines
5. Beat Clemson, preferably while Dabo Dabos
6. Beat the clowns we play till the FSU game
7. Have FSU beat Clemson and everyone else till we play them
8. Beat FSU
9. Console distraught FSU coeds
10. Beat the clowns we play till UGA
11. Show up to UGA game sober (the team, not us)
12. Watch freshly-tanned Mark Richt glow so brightly that he goes nova and collapses under his own gravity.
13. Beat UGA
14. Drink heavily (both us and team)
#Winning