Steve Sarkisian is "disable".

Wesley, you should definitely try this next time you get canned.
 
BarrelORum said:
I think that's why he's doing it. He knows he won't coach again. Either that or he doesn't want to and rather get wasted at a craps table in Vegas.
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If he goes through rehab and apologizes he'd have no problem finding a job. I think you're right on option B.
 
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He should take the settlement from this and move to a dry city like Lynchburg, TN where he won't be tempted by the devil's elixir. If it's illegal, there's no way he could abuse it any more.
 
BainbridgeJacket said:
He should take the settlement from this and move to a dry city like Lynchburg, TN where he won't be tempted by the devil's elixir. If it's illegal, there's no way he could abuse it any more.
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Wow! Sounds like a fun place to live!
 
BarrelORum said:
Wow! Sounds like a fun place to live!
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Jack Daniels is located there. It stays a dry county because JD likes to excitedly tell you "we make whiskey in a dry county!!!" Like it is a big ööööing deal. They are allowed to sell directly to you a special limited edition bottle of Jack Daniels on the premises for a special high price.
 
Dhatura said:
Good luck with that...
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If USC has a policy in place that lets a janitor go through rehab without losing his job, then Sark has a chance.

This also lets USC pay him out from their absurdly large endowmemt, rather than from the AA coffers. Expect a sealed settlement before all is said and done.
 
California = The state of fruits and nuts.

I wouldn't be surprise if someone gets sauced and try's to sue their place of employment for being drunk..I mean "disable" :rolleyes:
 
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I always figured he would sue. It probably depends on the language of his contract, but he may have a case. It may have been better to keep him "on leave" until the offseason, and then try to work out a settlement. Either way, it's more egg on Haden's face.
 
I personally buy into the whole "It's California" line of thought, which suspends both logic and reason while supporting contrived "niceness" and the culture of litigation ... Look for a hasty confidential settlement and the imminent termination of AD Hayden.
 
you guys are such preemptive morons when you start throwing out stupid conclusions like "California". whatever.. this is a pure contractual issue and an attempt to use the FEDERAL Americans with Disabilities laws. NOT CALI... HAYDENS fault
 
smokey_wasp said:
I always figured he would sue. It probably depends on the language of his contract, but he may have a case. It may have been better to keep him "on leave" until the offseason, and then try to work out a settlement. Either way, it's more egg on Haden's face.
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It would have been better for Haden to do as you have suggested and keep Sark on rehabilitative leave of absence until the end of the year--especially if they already knew they were going to keep the interim guy as permanent.
 
smokey_wasp said:
I always figured he would sue. It probably depends on the language of his contract, but he may have a case. It may have been better to keep him "on leave" until the offseason, and then try to work out a settlement. Either way, it's more egg on Haden's face.
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Unless his contract says "I get to be drunk at practices, games, and flights home from games. Otherwise, you pay me $30M", there's no chance.
 
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