Stingtalk Hobo Tailgate - Avenge Whenyousaybud

[Akinji07]

11/11 @9am 5th Street Bridge south side. Lets kill us some turkeys to fry on thanksgiving. Bring your war face and your war liver.

 

[jacket67]

 

[WracerX]

Will attempt to drop by, but I want to see titties.

 

[MEwreck02]

Will attempt to drop by, but I want to see titties.

I think you are at the wrong school to see those

 

[05GTCorndog]

Will attempt to drop by, but I want to see titties.

Spoiler: Here you go:

 

[WracerX]

I think you are at the wrong school to see those

In that case, I'm burning down the nearest interstate.

 

[Architorture23]

In that case, I'm burning down the nearest interstate.

I85 is used to it.

 

[Akinji07]

 

[User 8976]

we need somebody to sit behind the buzztalkradio asshole and drop pepperoni down his shirt.

pep it up.
pep it up
pep it up.

 

[The Jacket]

I'll bring the hobo.

 

[Akinji07]

I'll bring the hobo.

You're gonna have to fight our regular hobos James the "man you made them ribs like a n**** would!" and Frank Sinatra's granddaughter for the position of alpha hobo.

 

[Akinji07]

The Jacket at the tailgate:

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Here’s some good advice for would be hobos:

-Glad rags: No matter how many times you wash your road clothes and shoes they will take on the unmistakable musk of transience. While this odor may be fine for hopping trains, it will not do when interacting with people who do not have as liberated an understanding of personal hygiene as you. When you hit town, wash up and switch to your glad rags. These will make you more presentable when you sit down next to a cute hippy woman at a coffee shop and when you ask around for work.

http://www.cltampa.com/arts-entertainment/words/article/20746433/top-10-tips-from-the-hobo-handbook

 

[Akinji07]

Here’s some good advice for would be hobos:



http://www.cltampa.com/arts-entertainment/words/article/20746433/top-10-tips-from-the-hobo-handbook

Dude i'm thinking hobo fight club, that we can sell tickets to, you're trying to get them presentable and employed. Stop that and help me make this instead.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Dude i'm thinking hobo fight club, that we can sell tickets to, you're trying to get them presentable and employed. Stop that and help me make this instead.

That would seem funny but I would feel bad afterwards. Asking two homeless people to beat the crap out of each other for food, money, or liquor seems barbaric and wrong to me. Let me know how I can help.

 

[User 8976]

Dude i'm thinking hobo fight club, that we can sell tickets to, you're trying to get them presentable and employed. Stop that and help me make this instead.

Too late. It's already out there --> http://www.hokietickets.com

 

[jj06]

I’ve been to a couple spring games, but Saturday will be my first regular season game at Tech. Is alcohol served in the stadium?

 

[05GTCorndog]

I’ve been to a couple spring games, but Saturday will be my first regular season game at Tech. Is alcohol served in the stadium?

Only if you smuggle it in... or if you are in the club seats.

 

[jj06]

Only if you smuggle it in... or if you are in the club seats.

Do they pay down people as you are entering the stadium? I can sneak in a few small bottles of jack.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Do they pay down people as you are entering the stadium? I can sneak in a few small bottles of jack.

You get wanded but no pat down. There are several successful and often funny techniques for smuggling liquor. You say you’ve never been to a Tech game? Most of the methods I learned as a freshman. In fact, at that time the kids selling Cokes would say, “ Mixers! Mixers!”