Swagger Coordinator Ric Flair on the Clemson Game

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Swagger Coordinator, Ric Flair, on the Clemson Game:

"Now I know everybody out there is talking about the big matchup between the Coastal Division Champion Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets and Clemson Tigers this Saturday under the bright lights of the big city of Atlanta, GA and everybody's waiting to hear what The Nature Boy has to say about it. But before I get too far into that I wanted to make a public service announcement for all the Clemson fans that might be coming in from sticks into the big city for the first time. Shirt and shoes are absolutely required with no exceptions. I know it's not your way and some of you might have to break out your Sunday best a day early, but as they say "when your in Rome....".

"Now getting back to big matchup Yellow Jackets versus Tigers under the bright lights in the big city. All The Nature Boy's heard about all week is the big, bad two-headed monster of James Davis and CJ Spiller and how they are going to come down to Atlanta and run up and down the field all night long. Just like they did in Death Valley. Well let me tell you something that you haven't accounted for and that's the heart of a champion. Now I know what you're thinking 'But Nature Boy, we've won championships at Clemson too' and I'll give you your due. At some point just after the earth cooled and life arose out of the primordial ooze, Clemson probably won a championship in something, somewhere. But under the bright lights in the big city, it's a 'what have you done for me lately world' and when I go down the list of most recent division championship, conference championship, national championship.... all I can see is white and gold baby wooo!!!! And after Saturday, it's going to be the most recent winner in the GT-Clemson series too. Woooo!!!!"

"And let me tell ya one more thing. That orange that you're so proud of might keep you safe when your out huntin' in the woods, but when you're out under the bright lights in the big city, it makes you a marked man. Cause it's going to be a war on Saturday, a war of attrition and just like all the fine ladies in Atlanta G-A know at GT we ain't got nothing but 60-minute men. Woooo!!!!!!!!"

"So you might put us on our back in the first quarter, and you might put us on our back in the second quarter, and you might put us our back in the third quarter, but when you got the heart of a champion you just keep getting back up and nobody can keep you down. And when fourth quarter rolls around and your sweaty, your out of breath, every muscle in your body aches, and just gets a little too hard and not fun anymore. That's when we're going to put you on your back because that's what champions do and you're not getting back up. Woooo!!!!!!

So whether you like or you don't like it, you better love it, cause it's what's going down Saturday under the bright lights in the big city!!!!!!!!

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Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I feel like it's 1986 all over again--Jim Crockett promotions is alive and well --Dusty Rhodes has recently been tied to a truck and had his arm broken in the JCP parking lot in Charlotte --Ricky Morton has had his nose broken and, having recently defeated the Rock n Roll Express, Double A and Tully Blanchard are wearing tag team gold --and the Nature Boy is wearing the big gold belt after defeating the American Dream in a steel cage match, styling and profiling as only the Nature Boy can!

Swagger Coordinator -circa 1985

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Excellent job JTS --thoroughly enjoyable read. :biggthumpup:
 
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YES.

We need WHISTLER TIPS on the football, so when we punt it goes WOO WOO.
 
All we need now is....

Stan the Man
Abdullah The Butcher
&
Gordon Solie!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dats only in da mornin! You should be up cookin breakfas fo somebody or somethin. It's like a alarm clock! Woo Woo!
 
Swagger Coordinator, Ric Flair, the morning after the Clemson Game:

"Woooo!!!! It's good morning to be the Nature Boy. I got a Screwdriver in my hand and I got to tell you that juice tastes sweeter from a freshly squeezed orange. Wooooo!!!!!!!!! Of course, everyday is a good day when you're this good looking, got large bills in the bank, and all the fine looking ladies lining up, but I didn't come here to talk about that."

"I came here to talk about yesterday under the bright lights in the big city of Atlanta, GA, Yellow Jackets, Tigers. First, I want to congratulate the Clemson Tigers on a fine effort. You are truly one of the great ones in college football, but you just can't expect to get in your pickup truck drive down 85 into big city, bring it into Historic Bobby Dodd Stadium at Grant Field, the winningest stadium in all the land, and expect to come away with a win. So Clemson men don't be disappointed just be thankful that it's a short ride home. And all the fine looking ladies of Clemson.... well I think we all know that they are not going home disappointed because they got to come down the big city of Atlanta, GA, home of the 60 minute men, and ride Space Mountain all night long!!!! Woooo!!!!!!"

"So whether you like it or you don't like, you better love it, because it's the best thing goin' today!!!!"

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Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sometimes you can't invent humor better than real life.
 
Swagger Coordinator, Ric Flair:

"It's sounds like the Nature Boy has set couple of people straight here. First, me and Spurrier go way back to his days at GT and let me tell you that Steve is the only man alive with as much swagger as the Nature Boy. Second, if you bothered to read the 2001 article you'd know that I was there supporting Steve's Florida Gators against the Cocks. Third, I was in Columbia for the 12:30 game wheelin' and dealin' trying to recruiting Steve to come down to Atlanta and take over the offense for the second half if necessary. As coach of USC, the only thing he likes more than watching his Cocks win is to watch Clemson lose. Take a look at that picture again."

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"I even convinced him to get all decked out in the white and gold so he'd be ready to go. Fortunately, it wasn't necessary. So before you start flappin' your mouth off about things you don't know anything about, you better remember that the Nature Boy knows how to play all the angles because

I am dirtiest player in the game!!!!"

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Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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