Swagger Coordinator, Ric Flair on the Maryland game

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Swagger Coordinator, Ric Flair on the Maryland game:

"I know all of Jacket Nation is jacked up for the big matchup at Maryland and I know that everyone's been waiting all week to hear what the Nature Boy has to say about it. But before I get into that I got to tell ya that the Nature Boy loves his crab cakes and can't wait to get ahold of some of those tonight in Maryland, but what's got me really fired up is the turtle soup cause that what's cookin' Saturday!!!!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!"

"And to the ladies of College Park, I know that your.... well let's just say a "cosmetically challenged" bunch, but for the two or three good lookin' ladies amongst you Saturday might not be your lucky day, but it's going to be your lucky night. Because Space Mountain and the Sixty-Minute Men are comin' into town so you can line up after the game and ride it all night long!!!!!! Wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!"

"Now getting back to the game, I've got a lot of respect for Ralph Friedgen and the things he did while at GT. Ralphie, you're truly one of the great offensive minds in the game, but I've got some bad news for ya. The Ramblin' Wreck is back on the track to Jacksonville, your Terps are in the way, and there's no denying the heart of champion, baby!!!! Woooooo!!!!! So Saturday just remember it's not personal it's all about business. The business we're givin' and your takin' all day long because at GT we ain't got nothin' but Sixty Minute Men!!!! Wooooooooooo!!!!! So whether it's the first quarter, second quarter, third quarter, or the fourth, we're putting you on your back. And the one thing everybody knows about a turtle is that once you put it on its back it's not getting back up again!!!!! Woooooo!!!!!!!!!"

"And to all the naysayers out there that want to say that the Jackets are gonna falter and can't put two games together, I am sorry to disappoint you, but it's not gonna happen because we got our SWAGGER on, the heart of a champion, the Sixty Minute Men.... And October sixth two thousand and seven at Byrd Stadium, we're going to be stylin' and profilin' all up and down the field all day long!!!!!!!! Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!"

"And after the game, BOR can come out of the closet!!!!!! Woooooooo!!!!!!!! He can come out of the closet and go down to Midtown with Architech and Matt Ryan to drink mojitos and listen to show tunes all night long!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"So whether you like or you don't like it, you better love it, cause it's what's going down on Saturday!!!!!!!!"

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Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
That was nice, but if Rick Flair is the Swagger!!! Coordinator then I am the DOCTOR OF PSYCHOLOGY Specialist and I would kick his ass King Kong Bundy Style.

RRRRRRRR!!!
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Not to nitpick BOR, but you're missing an !. Remember, it's always at least 4.
 
Swagger Coordinator, Ric Flair says:

"wesleyd21,

The Nature Boy appreciates the shout out, but you got to remember Rule #1: Swagger is always in bold and italics at a minimum."

"BOR,

Anytime you want to walk down that aisle and lock it up with 16-time World Heavyweight Champion, the Living Legend, you just bring your tubby, doughboy, King Kong Buddy a## down because I specialize in taking down the big guys. Harley Race, Wahoo McDanials, Dusty Rhodes, Dick Murdock, Hulk Hogan..... I've gone up against all the great ones and beat them all and let me tell ya right now that King Kong Bundy isn't even close to being one of the great ones. He couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag. So anytime, anywhere you want a wrestling lesson, the Nature Boy will be ready to give ya lesson in "Getting Your A## Whooped 101" because I'm Greatest of All-Time and your nothin' but a sideshow attraction to my Main Event."

"So just remember that Diamonds are Forever and so is Ric Flair!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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