Terror Alert At Uga

calvinisgod08

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Just got this in an email and thought I had to share...


BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert at University of Georgia:

Athens, (GA)--UGA football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding the practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 
:pat: Can't we just submit this joke like a piece of evidence? Maybe it could be referenced as "uga can't score 1a"
 
calvinisgod08 said:
Just got this in an email and thought I had to share...


BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert at University of Georgia:

Athens, (GA)--UGA football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding the practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
An old one, but always funny!
:hugelaugh: :hugelaugh: :hugelaugh:
 
Remember to get the old buttons out for the Georgia game:

UGA a mind is a terible thing to waste.

If you can't go to college go to Georgia.

"Well since you graduated High School, why did you attend UGA?"
 
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