The Balls Deep Haters guide to the top 25

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I mean, look at Alabama fans. Those people hate Auburn almost as much as they hate gays, Jews, and running water combined. We’re talking some extremely serious irrational anger here.
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6. LSU
I’ve had your cuisine, Cajun people. And you know what? It’s bull****. Ooh, crawfish! It’s like a lobster, but without the meat! Hooray! “Come hee-yah, son. You gotta tase thizz jambalaya. Mayg yo mouf watta.” Oh, you mean the sludge with the overcooked rice and month-old rectum sausage? Yeah, that’s a treat. Get your food away from me.
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Man, that's a real gem, TJ.
 
8. West Virginia
You might think West Virginians burn coaches after games because they’re inbred redneck dumb****s who don’t know any better, but that’s not quite true. The truth is, the burning of couches is the state’s #1 way of producing energy. Remember, West Virginia has no electricity or infrastructure of any kind. Burning couches provides them necessary heat for cooking varmints, as well as light needed for crafting letter bombs and identifying the sibling, parent, or stablemate they REALLY want to get in the hay with that night. In fact, look at this energy consumption chart provided to me by the state’s Chamber of Commerce, which is located in one of the state’s famous “planned hole communities”. It’s a fascinating look at how the majority of the state’s energy reserves are laid out:
35% Burning couches
25% Biting Wintergreen Lifesavers in the dark
15% Burning Mrs. Throckmorton’s lodge and decrying “all those Christmas dudes”
10% Burning crosses on lawns they thought belonged to Rich Rodriguez, only to realize they got the addresses mixed up
7% Hydroelectric beaver dams
5% Miniature wind farm outside Betty Lou’s Chili Bowl restaurant (only restaurant in state)
2% Breathalyzer turbines
1% Rubbing coonskin caps together
Beats foreign oil!
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That guy is classic.
 
Come on man, you gotta give them the good stuff to get them to read the rest.
1. Georgia Congratulations, Georgia. You’re this year’s “somewhat non-traditional, chic pick to win it all that will drop like a ****ing stone in the rankings by October”. You also join Clemson as one of those Southern schools that won a fluky title in the early 80’s, creating a ginormous base of retard fans who still expect another one nearly three decades after the fact. Those are fitting characteristics for a football program whose most distinguishing feature is the fact that they have a ****ing hedge. Oooh, look everyone! Topiary in the stadium! Isn’t that cool? I’d also like to raise a giant middle finger to the town of Athens, Georgia for giving the world the B-52’s and REM, two bands that have spent decades victimizing unsuspecting listeners with their own highly distinctive brand of musical terrorism. I’m heading on down to the Love Shack, and I’m gonna drive my Chrysler right into the bitch.
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I love this guy.

11. Auburn
Fun fact: In the entire history of the school, no Auburn student has ever graduated. In fact, they don’t even plan a commencement. Everyone just kind of wanders off campus around March or so.
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Totally dumbass anti-social bull****. Let's talk about why we hate them. This crap is just ooze from a bad brain.
 
GTMensLax&SoccerD1Soon! said:
You're a liberal too huh?
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not that the word means much, and not like you have much life experience to really know anything about it, but if you mean these ideas, then YES i am a "liberal"

1.favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.
4.favorable to or in accord with concepts of maximum individual freedom possible, esp. as guaranteed by law and secured by governmental protection of civil liberties.
5.favoring or permitting freedom of action, esp. with respect to matters of personal belief or expression: a liberal policy toward dissident artists and writers.
6.of or pertaining to representational forms of government rather than aristocracies and monarchies.
7.free from prejudice or bigotry; tolerant: a liberal attitude toward foreigners.
8.open-minded or tolerant, esp. free of or not bound by traditional or conventional ideas, values, etc.
9.characterized by generosity and willingness to give in large amounts: a liberal donor.



- but you can put your political jibes up your ass you know, this is a sports board. and you idiots that throw the "liberal" label around like McCarthy threw the "commie" label need to get a grip
 
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