The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Futures Market

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  1. BarrelORum

    BarrelORum Mediocre Poster

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    The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Market

    This is simple. If you are selling it means you believe better things will happen hence "less butt hurt". So you are cashing in now on what the butt hurt is worth.

    If you're buying, you believe the amount of butt hurt is bound to go up hence you're investing in the butt hurt.

    You can buy and/or sell multiple times during the season.

    The Market is Now Open.
    Buying or Selling?
     
    Last edited: Aug 29, 2014
  2. savbandjacket

    savbandjacket Critical Infrastructure

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    We've got to know what the set expectation is before buying or selling. And there are sub markets. For example, regardless of the popular expectation for the uga game, I buy BFuts (tm) in spades.
     
  3. coit

    coit Posting at a high level // First to 60k \\

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    I am buying, obviously. Butthurt always increases as a function of time with the lousy fanbase we have.
     
  4. ThisIsAtlanta

    ThisIsAtlanta Actually Nicolas Cage Staff Member

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    Buying butthurt futures for this thread specifically.
     
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  6. DressCheeseSideSeaboard

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    Is this a happy fairy butt party?
     
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    BarrelORum Mediocre Poster

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    I'm selling butthurt futures. I'll be a buyer around game 5. Just because we win a game doesn't mean butt hurt cannot increase, and vice versa.
     
  9. JJacket

    JJacket 1st to pass for 2500 and rush for 1000

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    How about öööö you asshole?
     
  10. BarrelORum

    BarrelORum Mediocre Poster

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    So you're selling.
     
  11. Architorture23

    Architorture23 Fear. Surprise. Ruthless efficiency.

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    I'd sell but I don't have any yet.
     
  12. GTCrew4b

    GTCrew4b Get That Corn Outta Ma Face

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    I'm selling big time. This is gonna be a magical year. Potentially fairy-like
     
  13. BarrelORum

    BarrelORum Mediocre Poster

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    Everyone has some to sell. It's called being a GT fan in past years. You've gotten some stock certificates for sure.
     
  14. JJacket

    JJacket 1st to pass for 2500 and rush for 1000

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    Pretty much.

    Dammit, USuCk sucks.
     
  15. jdubjacket

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    I'm going to play the butthurt market. I'll sell the first three games and then buy them all up when we play VT and keep buying throughout the season, and then cash out after the inevitable UGA and bowl loss. I'll finally be able to quit StingTalk.
     
  16. BioJacket06

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    I'll buy after game 3.
     
  17. Akinji07

    Akinji07 Inventor of Thursdays

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    Y'all don't know how futures work. You don't have to own the commodity of butthurt to buy or sell the futures.

    You have to own butthurt to sell butthurt in spot market.
     
  18. jdubjacket

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    Perhaps we should treat butthurts like options?
     
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    Who will Beestorm put in charge to regulate the butthurt market?
     
  20. BarrelORum

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    I regulate the market jackass. As such I will remove myself from being a buyer or seller as that could be a conflict of interests.