The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Futures Market

BarrelORum

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Disecq, the butthurt as expressed on this board is just one gauge of butthurt. The value is based on the entire fan base not one small vocal side of it or just the posters on Stingtalk.
 

Bogey

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After watching Georgia Tech football for over 50 years, I have more than enough butthurts so I don't need to buy any futures. After the Georgia game this year, I will be selling all my butthurts at a record high market price.
 

Akinji07

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You suck at interpreting the meaning of "wat". He clearly means WTF how can we suck against a ööööty FCS school and not have a significant move in butt hurt price? The short term moving average is a clear buy indicator. The contrarian in me though makes me want to move against the market and sell my position into this butt hurt strength in anticipation of a strong showing at Tulane.
That's hurtful
 

BuzzCzar

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the bubble will burst soon.
the end is near

#BubbleButtHurt
 

BarrelORum

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After watching Georgia Tech football for over 50 years, I have more than enough butthurts so I don't need to buy any futures. After the Georgia game this year, I will be selling all my butthurts at a record high market price.
So you are saying that butthurt will exceed the levels of the post UGA debacle 2002 and the post ACC CG in 2006? That a level of butthurt that I don't think will ever get past. Although last year's UGA debacle was up there it was nowhere close to the butthurt of those previous two times.
 

BioJacket06

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So you are saying that butthurt will exceed the levels of the post UGA debacle 2002 and the post ACC CG in 2006? That a level of butthurt that I don't think will ever get past. Although last year's UGA debacle was up there it was nowhere close to the butthurt of those previous two times.
Or the butthurt after the UGA game in 2009 for that matter. I expect to lose this year and I think most fans feel the same way. Prices at those levels would be equivalent to internet stocks in 2000.
 

CorpusJacket

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Analyzing and quantifying butthurt. The essence of Stingtalk. All hail Stingtalk!
 

Highriser987

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Here's to the 2014 football season and keeping bigcries and butthurts to a minimum! :biggthumpup:
 

3GT

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Putting a MASSIVE short on butt-hurt futures here:

1. UGA wins SEC-East.

2. Both Gurley AND Marshall lost before season end.

3. November 29, 2014: GT:44 UGA:27

-----UGA misses BCS title shot in EPIC nationally televised beat-down by GT.

4. (4) GT fans sent to Athens Regional Hospital after post-game attacks by UGA fans.

5. UGA gets obliterated by aTm in SEC-CG.

6. GT loses VERY close game to FSU in ACC-CG.


Gents: "There is an appointed time for everything." Ecclesiastes 3:1.

That time...has FINALLY arrived.
 

gtleviathan

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Putting a MASSIVE short on butt-hurt futures here:

1. UGA wins SEC-East.

2. Both Gurley AND Marshall lost before season end.

3. November 29, 2014: GT:44 UGA:27

-----UGA misses BCS title shot in EPIC nationally televised beat-down by GT.

4. (4) GT fans sent to Athens Regional Hospital after post-game attacks by UGA fans.

5. UGA gets obliterated by aTm in SEC-CG.

6. GT loses VERY close game to FSU in ACC-CG.


Gents: "There is an appointed time for everything." Ecclesiastes 3:1.

That time...has FINALLY arrived.
Pretty good look
 

oldfart

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Putting a MASSIVE short on butt-hurt futures here:

1. UGA wins SEC-East.

2. Both Gurley AND Marshall lost before season end.

3. November 29, 2014: GT:44 UGA:27

-----UGA misses BCS title shot in EPIC nationally televised beat-down by GT.

4. (4) GT fans sent to Athens Regional Hospital after post-game attacks by UGA fans.

5. UGA gets obliterated by aTm in SEC-CG.

6. GT loses VERY close game to FSU in ACC-CG.


Gents: "There is an appointed time for everything." Ecclesiastes 3:1.

That time...has FINALLY arrived.
...and all of this after Georgia Southern beats Tech in week 3 on a last second field goal thereby making the eagles the best team in the state. :)
 

Diseqc

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Putting a MASSIVE short on butt-hurt futures here:

1. UGA wins SEC-East.

2. Both Gurley AND Marshall lost before season end.

3. November 29, 2014: GT:44 UGA:27

-----UGA misses BCS title shot in EPIC nationally televised beat-down by GT.

4. (4) GT fans sent to Athens Regional Hospital after post-game attacks by UGA fans.

5. UGA gets obliterated by aTm in SEC-CG.

6. GT loses VERY close game to FSU in ACC-CG.


Gents: "There is an appointed time for everything." Ecclesiastes 3:1.

That time...has FINALLY arrived.

 

BuzzCzar

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I once had a life or rather
Life had me I was one among many
Or at least I seemed to be
then I read an old quotation in a book just yesterday said you gonna reap just what you sow the debts you make you have to pay

Can you get to that?
Can you get to that?
I want to know if you can get to that
Can you get to that?
I want to know if you can get to that

I recollect with mixed emotions all
The good time we use to have

But you were making preparations for the coming separation and you blew everything we had

Well you placed your life on credit and your lovin' days are done

The checks you signed with love and kisses later come back signed insufficient funds

Can you get
I want to know if you can get to that

Can you get
Can you get
I want to know if you can get to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rrOdcnFbAY
 

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Putting a MASSIVE short on butt-hurt futures here:

1. UGA wins SEC-East.

2. Both Gurley AND Marshall lost before season end.

3. November 29, 2014: GT:44 UGA:27

-----UGA misses BCS title shot in EPIC nationally televised beat-down by GT.

4. (4) GT fans sent to Athens Regional Hospital after post-game attacks by UGA fans.

5. UGA gets obliterated by aTm in SEC-CG.

6. GT loses VERY close game to FSU in ACC-CG.


Gents: "There is an appointed time for everything." Ecclesiastes 3:1.

That time...has FINALLY arrived.
Mediocre prediction.

We go 5-6 into the dwags game.
They're 5-6.

We play to 4 OTs and the game is called on account of weather.

Neither of us make a bowl and we both break the other's bowl streak.

More butthurt than Jim Neighbors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes.
 

Diseqc

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Mediocre prediction.



We go 5-6 into the dwags game.

They're 5-6.



We play to 4 OTs and the game is called on account of weather.



Neither of us make a bowl and we both break the other's bowl streak.



More butthurt than Jim Neighbors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes.

At least we didn't lose to them.
 
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