The Swagger Coordinator Returns!!!!!!!

[JTS]

I, like many of you, are very excited about our new head football coach, Paul Johnson, and the many, much needed changes that he has brought to the Flats, but there is one area that has clearly been neglected. It's the reason why UNC, Wake Forest, and Vanderbilt....Vanderbilt for Godsake....can be ranked in the Top 25 and not us despite having the same or better record. It is clear that winning football games and having a good record isn't what differentiates ranked teams from the unranked masses. It's the reason why Florida, a 4-loss team from a year ago that has already loss at home to Ole Miss, can be ranked in the Top 5, but we can't be in the Top 25. It's the reason why FSU can get ranked in the Top 25 after blowing out 2 All-Girls schools, but our schedule isn't tough enough. And that thing is called SWAGGER!!!!!!

That's why Paul Johnson is bringing the world's first fulltime SWAGGER COORDINATOR, the 20-Time World Wrestling Champion, and "the dirtiest player in the game" back down from Space Mountain and on to The Flats. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GTplusCPJequalsSuccess]

This is the funniest thing I have seen today!!!! Post of the day!

 

[GTSaxophone]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling it already!


GO JACKETS! BUST THEIR ASS!

 

[JTS]

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I gotta tell ya it's nice to be back under the Bright Lights of The Big City of Atlanta, GA where players come to play and where all the fine ladies line up to ride Space Mountain all night long!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

But getting down to business, I gotta tell ya Jacket Nation when I first got the call from PJ askin’ me to come on back down to the Flats. I wasn’t so sure about it, but PJ said,”Well Naitch, why don’t you just come on down here and we can talk about it?” So I grabbed my good buddy, the Evil Genius Stevie Spurrier and we headed on down to the BigCity. I figured we could just go down to The Flats, lay out the SWAGGER fundamentals, hit the Capital Grille, and make a good road trip out of it. But when we showed up at PJ’s office, he walked up to Steve-O, kicked him in the nads, shoved his ass out the door, and told’em,”You better just go work on your golf game cause right now I don’t need advice from someone that doesn’t know how to beat Clemson.” WOOOOO!!!!!!!! And that’s when I knew that this was a man I could work with!!!!!!

So to all the fine lookin’ ladies of Clemson, I’ve got news for you. You better start linin’ up at the finest hotel in town whether that’s a Super-8 or a Howard Johnson cause SpaceMountain and 60-Minute Men are comin’ to town. And when you’re used to ridin’ an old rusted out pickup you don’t want to miss your chance to ride a Rolls Royce when it comes through town. Now I’m sure all you lovely ladies at Clemson know what I’m talkin’ about and if you don’t you will after this weekend cause Space Mountain and the 60-Minutemen are gonna be ridin’ all night long. WOOOOO!!!!!!!

But getting back to business and what everyone’s been talkin’ about all week long, the big matchup between the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets and the Clemson Tigers….High Noon….DeathValley. First, I’ve got something to say to the Clemson faithful. I know you’ve had a bad week. You’ve lost your head coach….your OC….You’ve got grown men crying like babies on call-in shows…..And the best you could come up with for an interim coach is Dabo Swinney. A man whose greatest responsiblility before this game was to mix the Gatorade and make sure there were enough cups. But I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news Clemson fans. The good news is that it will get a lot better than this, but the bad news is that it won’t happen anytime soon because Ramblin’ Wreck is rolling into town this weekend and there’s no way that Pj’s men are gonna lay down for Dabo’s whinning,cryin’ sissy boys. WOOOOO!!!!!!

And Willy Korn….I know you think that you caught a lucky break being able to start this week, but let me tell ya won’t think it’s very lucky when the North Avenue Wrecking Crew is coming to get ya. We got “Big Cat” Vance Walker….“The Freak”…..”The Professor”….. “Big Sexy” Derrick Morgan. And they’re gonna be coming after ya all day long because just like all the fine ladies down in the ATL know at Georgia Tech we ain’t got nothin’ but 60 Minute Men. So ya better stop worrying about Orange-Out because you’re the only thing going out Saturday afternoon and you’re going out like light. WOOOOOOO!!!!!!! So don’t ya worry about the Orange-Out either Clemson fans because we’ve been planning our own Orange-Out down on The Flats all week long and we’ve got 75 packages of black and blue rollin’ down I-85 that are going to take that Orange Out!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Right out of the stadium early so you can get back to what you’re really good at….crying like little girls on talk radio. WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

So you might not like it, but ya better love it cause we’ve got Paul Johnson “The Man with the Plan”, the Perfect Option, the North Avenue Wrecking Crew, the 60 Minute Men, the Heart of a Champion, AND IT’S THE BEST GOING TODAY!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GTplusCPJequalsSuccess]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy-LQH8N6Ug

If you really wanted to supplement this thread, do yourself a favor and watch this video.

"My shoe costs more than your house...I got a Limo a mile long with 25 women in it just dying to hear me go "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[GTSaxophone]

 

[GTKyle]

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Fail.

 

[ContactBuzz]

No need for a coordinator...CPJ calls his own SWAGGER.

 

[GTplusCPJequalsSuccess]

Yes Kyle, I am the ultimate failure.....

dammit!!!!

 

[JTS]

No need for a coordinator...CPJ calls his own SWAGGER!!!!!!

Fixed

 

[GTplusCPJequalsSuccess]

No need for a coordinator...CPJ calls his own SWAGGER.

+1

 

[wesleyd21]

Guys, watch this ridiculous video. Serious serious swagger....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpDMzj1tc44&NR=1

 

[gth816f]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LcJ6N9vwo Obligatory.

Quality work, JTS.

 

[Allen Koholic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LcJ6N9vwo Obligatory.

Quality work, JTS.

I always thought this song was better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em_WYo4sVg8

The guy who made these went to our alma mater as well.

 

[BarrelORum]

I was going to suggest Mr T as the new coming of the swagger coordinator but then I ran across this viedo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

I don't know why I think this is hysterical.

 

[boozinbuzz]

I was going to suggest Mr T as the new coming of the swagger coordinator but then I ran across this viedo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

I don't know why I think this is hysterical.

That is hilarious, even funnier that it was written by Ice-T.

"He gives helpful advice to children throughout the video; for example, he teaches them how to understand and appreciate their origins, how to dress fashionably without buying designer labels, how to make tripping up look like breakdancing, how to control their anger, and how to deal with peer pressure. The video is roughly one hour long, but contains 30 minutes of singing, either by the group of children accompanying him, or by Mr. T himself. He sings "Treat Your Mother Right (Treat Her Right)", in which he enumerates the reasons why it is important to treat your mother right, and also raps a song about growing up in the ghetto and praising God. The raps in this video were written by Ice T."