The Ten Unwritten Rules of Football

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#4: During every University of Georgia game, announcers shall remind the viewing audience that, “Jake Fromm pitched in the Little League World Series.” They must then show highlights from that game. Jake Fromm had an illustrious high school football career. In his freshman season at Georgia, he nearly led his team to win in the national title game. But none of that matters. Jake shall always be remembered for pitching in the Little League World Series.

#8: Ohio State is required to give at least one unfortunate young man a second chance. It must be someone who was recently arrested for trying to murder his parents and for punching two nurses at a children’s hospital. When asked why said player is still on the team, Ohio State officials are only allowed to say that they just want to help the kid and give him a second chance.

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holy shit did you guys know Jim Harbaugh is coaching Michigan? They're gonna be really ööööing good this year because khakis
 
Did you know Kirby was only one pass away from winning georgia's first national title since herschel? they lost in a heartbreaking ending.
 
The one that drives me the craziest:

If you're broadcasting a Georgia Tech football game, you must re-explain the offense in its very simplest form. You must also never refer to one of our offensive positions (A-back, B-back) without relating them to another offense. You also must explain our offensive blocking schemes. This, despite the fact that each game is watched by at least 50% of our own fans, and despite the fact that we play many of the same fanbases every year. And our coach has run this offense for 10 years now...
 
GEETEELEE said:
#4: During every University of Georgia game, announcers shall remind the viewing audience that, “Jake Fromm pitched in the Little League World Series.” They must then show highlights from that game. Jake Fromm had an illustrious high school football career. In his freshman season at Georgia, he nearly led his team to win in the national title game. But none of that matters. Jake shall always be remembered for pitching in the Little League World Series.

#8: Ohio State is required to give at least one unfortunate young man a second chance. It must be someone who was recently arrested for trying to murder his parents and for punching two nurses at a children’s hospital. When asked why said player is still on the team, Ohio State officials are only allowed to say that they just want to help the kid and give him a second chance.

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Didn't he make it all the way to the Little League finals and his team choked it away back then as well?
 
Did you guys know that Justin Thomas was at one time committed to Alabama.

I would have never known had I not been told so every time I watched a GT game on TV for three consecutive years.
 
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