Things found in Cuttcliffe's Christmas Letter this year

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So very thankful for the extra rest our team got this year during bowl season that most of the conference didn't
 
Asking to see a teen boy without his shirt on is just part of recruiting, it doesn't matter what I was wearing.
 
So happy to help Nadir with his PhD thesis "Football, why does it cause so much losing".
 
Our "Sweet Smell of Home, New Jersey in our hearts" stadium promotion has ended. Garbage collection will resume it's normal schedule
 
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Holiday reminder, when your much smarter cousins' start talking about their Ivy League education, politely change the subject to basketball
 
It's like I told the guys, "Good teams don't lose 8 in a row. Maybe we'll be a good team next year."
 
Next year I will be more clear. Assignment football doesn't mean leave it up to your tutor to finish
 
Thanks so much for allowing me to fully enjoy basketball season again this year.
 
We learned three things this year. There is good football, bad football, and Duke football. Well, I guess that's only two things.
 
Love the new pocket watch Coach Johnson gave me with the inscription "You'll never be disappointed if you start with Duke Football". I can hear the quite "chop, chop, chop" of it now.
 
Comfort puppies are available at the Athletic Association for those still suffering from from cut block PTSD
 
I guess we now know the answer to the question, "What if you threw an early signing party and nobody came?"
 
I've never seen a 20 play, 13 minute drive to end a game. But punching it in for a TD with no time remaining makes Coach Johnson an ass. I mean they were already leading 42-3.
 
You don't have to face that "draw them offsides" play if you don't force any 4th downs.
 
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